“Don’t endanger your children so we can endanger other people’s children.”
January 16, 2026 at 10:02 PM
“Don’t endanger your children so we can endanger other people’s children.”
At least it’s still the Gait of Mexice.
January 5, 2026 at 7:12 PM
At least it’s still the Gait of Mexice.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Grinch
December 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Grinch
They’re coming from Calormen, they’re eating the talking dogs, they’re eating the talking cats…
October 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
They’re coming from Calormen, they’re eating the talking dogs, they’re eating the talking cats…
C’mon, if this doesn’t lock up that Nobel Peace Prize for him, nothing will.
August 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
C’mon, if this doesn’t lock up that Nobel Peace Prize for him, nothing will.
They’d need a lot of orange paint…
June 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
They’d need a lot of orange paint…
Thanks for reminding me Space Force exists, btw.
June 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Thanks for reminding me Space Force exists, btw.
I (literally) ran into Dr Ruth Westheimer at the Rockefeller Center back in the 80s. We apologized, she laughed and smiled and walked away.
June 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I (literally) ran into Dr Ruth Westheimer at the Rockefeller Center back in the 80s. We apologized, she laughed and smiled and walked away.
Are they going to accuse him of killing Laken Riley now?
April 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Are they going to accuse him of killing Laken Riley now?
Charlie Brown. Love the pic, btw
March 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Charlie Brown. Love the pic, btw
Zoe says hang in there…
February 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Zoe says hang in there…
I’m confused. Do they laser their buttholes or do the buttholes shoot lasers?
February 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m confused. Do they laser their buttholes or do the buttholes shoot lasers?
They don’t deserve you.
February 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
They don’t deserve you.
I got flowers and laid. Thank you, St. Valentine.
January 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I got flowers and laid. Thank you, St. Valentine.
Can’t remember which restaurant this was at, but their coffee cups said “Decaf only works if you throw it at people.”
January 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Can’t remember which restaurant this was at, but their coffee cups said “Decaf only works if you throw it at people.”
Sigh. That sounds right in my wheelhouse
December 9, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Sigh. That sounds right in my wheelhouse
Hot Frosty sounds like something I’d regret looking up on Urban Dictionary.
December 8, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Hot Frosty sounds like something I’d regret looking up on Urban Dictionary.
I’ll take some children’s chewable lysegic acid diethylamide myself.
a cartoon of the beatles looking out of a yellow submarine window
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November 17, 2024 at 2:04 PM
I’ll take some children’s chewable lysegic acid diethylamide myself.