Louis
@milesbelli.bsky.social
I'm here, but I'm also on Mastodon, at milesbelli@labyrinth.social. I'm not many places else.
The Playstation designs always seem to alternate between "don't you even THINK about putting anything on top of me" and "go ahead, stack a ton of shit on top of me! ;)" so I can't wait to see if the PS6 is shaped like a coffee table or something
November 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The Playstation designs always seem to alternate between "don't you even THINK about putting anything on top of me" and "go ahead, stack a ton of shit on top of me! ;)" so I can't wait to see if the PS6 is shaped like a coffee table or something
To paraphrase the 11th Doctor...
Productive people don't need to-do lists. Today's not the day to find out why I have so many.
Productive people don't need to-do lists. Today's not the day to find out why I have so many.
March 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
To paraphrase the 11th Doctor...
Productive people don't need to-do lists. Today's not the day to find out why I have so many.
Productive people don't need to-do lists. Today's not the day to find out why I have so many.
I'm annoyed at my past self for not enabling geotagging on my phone photos for the longest time. I know why I didn't, but now I look back at some older photos and I can't remember where I took them.
I wonder if I could hire one of those geoguessr people.
I wonder if I could hire one of those geoguessr people.
March 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I'm annoyed at my past self for not enabling geotagging on my phone photos for the longest time. I know why I didn't, but now I look back at some older photos and I can't remember where I took them.
I wonder if I could hire one of those geoguessr people.
I wonder if I could hire one of those geoguessr people.
I have a theory that spicy food speaks to some primal expectation that your food should fight back.
I don't have, like, evidence to support that, but I don't think we're doing theories based on actual evidence anymore.
I don't have, like, evidence to support that, but I don't think we're doing theories based on actual evidence anymore.
February 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I have a theory that spicy food speaks to some primal expectation that your food should fight back.
I don't have, like, evidence to support that, but I don't think we're doing theories based on actual evidence anymore.
I don't have, like, evidence to support that, but I don't think we're doing theories based on actual evidence anymore.
Remember that guy who was unplugging production servers at Twitter to see what broke?
Yeah well good news, we gave him unfettered access to the federal government. We're doing great.
Yeah well good news, we gave him unfettered access to the federal government. We're doing great.
February 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Remember that guy who was unplugging production servers at Twitter to see what broke?
Yeah well good news, we gave him unfettered access to the federal government. We're doing great.
Yeah well good news, we gave him unfettered access to the federal government. We're doing great.
They said Chex Quest was non-violent because your weapons just teleported your enemies back to their home dimension... But if you believe in an afterlife, that's basically what murder is.
January 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
They said Chex Quest was non-violent because your weapons just teleported your enemies back to their home dimension... But if you believe in an afterlife, that's basically what murder is.
Everyone dunks on America for using anything except the metric system, meanwhile Norway is out here measuring ground meat using children's fists
January 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Everyone dunks on America for using anything except the metric system, meanwhile Norway is out here measuring ground meat using children's fists
No, not Zocdoc. You misheard me. I said a sockdock. That's my term for a human foot.
January 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
No, not Zocdoc. You misheard me. I said a sockdock. That's my term for a human foot.
The jackaloupe: part jackrabbit, part cantaloupe
January 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The jackaloupe: part jackrabbit, part cantaloupe
Don't mind me, just playing around with the Bluesky API.
Turns out, it's pretty easy to use? Perhaps too easy.
Turns out, it's pretty easy to use? Perhaps too easy.
January 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Don't mind me, just playing around with the Bluesky API.
Turns out, it's pretty easy to use? Perhaps too easy.
Turns out, it's pretty easy to use? Perhaps too easy.
If you're reading this, it means I just successfully used the Bluesky API on my very first try.
December 31, 2024 at 12:10 AM
If you're reading this, it means I just successfully used the Bluesky API on my very first try.
A stage adaptation of "A Christmas Carol" but it's adapting the Doctor Who episode
December 25, 2024 at 1:41 AM
A stage adaptation of "A Christmas Carol" but it's adapting the Doctor Who episode
Any ingredient in a cocktail recipe that's not measured in ounces is basically saying "just eyeball this one, okay?"
December 24, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Any ingredient in a cocktail recipe that's not measured in ounces is basically saying "just eyeball this one, okay?"
Hear me out: a spiritual successor to the Crazy Taxi franchise called Crazy Bus. It's exactly what it sounds like. You get a bus instead of a taxi and the rest is fairly self-explanatory. Okay, thank you for your time.
November 20, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Hear me out: a spiritual successor to the Crazy Taxi franchise called Crazy Bus. It's exactly what it sounds like. You get a bus instead of a taxi and the rest is fairly self-explanatory. Okay, thank you for your time.
Look, I'm not afraid say it. The evidence speaks for itself. The Democrat lost in 2016, and again in 2024, for one reason. I'm not being discriminatory; every time there's a running mate named Tim, the Democrat loses. Sorry, but we have to stop selecting Tims as running mates. America hates Tims.
November 6, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Look, I'm not afraid say it. The evidence speaks for itself. The Democrat lost in 2016, and again in 2024, for one reason. I'm not being discriminatory; every time there's a running mate named Tim, the Democrat loses. Sorry, but we have to stop selecting Tims as running mates. America hates Tims.
We thought we had made it through our darkest hour, but then daylight savings time came along and rolled back the clock
November 6, 2024 at 12:29 PM
We thought we had made it through our darkest hour, but then daylight savings time came along and rolled back the clock
I don't know what the zeitgeist is relating to sour beers. Maybe there isn't even one. Maybe they've been as popular now as they've ever been and I've only just started noticing them.
September 23, 2024 at 1:21 AM
I don't know what the zeitgeist is relating to sour beers. Maybe there isn't even one. Maybe they've been as popular now as they've ever been and I've only just started noticing them.
The campaign is going well I see
September 19, 2024 at 6:03 PM
The campaign is going well I see
They're not deliverables. They're DiGiornobles™
August 29, 2024 at 4:57 PM
They're not deliverables. They're DiGiornobles™
"why is it always margherita pizza and never marghisita pizza?"
--some MRA probably
--some MRA probably
August 11, 2024 at 6:09 AM
"why is it always margherita pizza and never marghisita pizza?"
--some MRA probably
--some MRA probably
Astead Herndon tends to say "uncomfort" instead of "discomfort' and it's jarring every time hear it. First time heard it thought it was a mistake, but looked it up and it's a real word. I've just never heard anyone ever use it before.
Still jarring though.
Still jarring though.
July 24, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Astead Herndon tends to say "uncomfort" instead of "discomfort' and it's jarring every time hear it. First time heard it thought it was a mistake, but looked it up and it's a real word. I've just never heard anyone ever use it before.
Still jarring though.
Still jarring though.
It's weird how in the last 24 hours basically the exact plot of the Veep season 2 finale became real
July 22, 2024 at 5:43 PM
It's weird how in the last 24 hours basically the exact plot of the Veep season 2 finale became real
Everybody with those Literally Anyone Else 2024 bumper stickers had better put their money where their mouth is
July 21, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Everybody with those Literally Anyone Else 2024 bumper stickers had better put their money where their mouth is
Another holiday centered on a mythical being. A "president"? Complete fairy tale. You think there's ONE GUY who governs the WHOLE country? Grow up.
February 19, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Another holiday centered on a mythical being. A "president"? Complete fairy tale. You think there's ONE GUY who governs the WHOLE country? Grow up.
There's a restaurant called Agave Maria and I would eat there solely on the strength of that name. That's why I'm not allowed to pick the restaurants we go to anymore
February 7, 2024 at 6:11 PM
There's a restaurant called Agave Maria and I would eat there solely on the strength of that name. That's why I'm not allowed to pick the restaurants we go to anymore