Alchemist
@milectricwizard.bsky.social
I Rip riffs in Hypnotic Pattern
I shrink heads in daily life.
I shrink heads in daily life.
Americans are so dumb they either like P25 or they really believed them when they said they didn’t know what it was. This is what happens when education is continually defunded for 50 years.
February 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Americans are so dumb they either like P25 or they really believed them when they said they didn’t know what it was. This is what happens when education is continually defunded for 50 years.
The French invented a clever trick to fix this.
February 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The French invented a clever trick to fix this.
Both of their outfits also somehow suck. Also
February 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Both of their outfits also somehow suck. Also
They really are a bunch of dweebs losers weirdos and just in general the most unfuckable men imaginable. The empire toppled by the most deeply uncool posers imaginable.
February 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
They really are a bunch of dweebs losers weirdos and just in general the most unfuckable men imaginable. The empire toppled by the most deeply uncool posers imaginable.
It’s because they’re all gonna support and vote for him even as he cuts their healthcare pay and benefits. It’s a win win. The brainwashing works as planned.
February 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It’s because they’re all gonna support and vote for him even as he cuts their healthcare pay and benefits. It’s a win win. The brainwashing works as planned.
It’s part of why they don’t want us to return to analog. Can’t track it, can’t stop it.
The luddites were right.
The luddites were right.
February 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It’s part of why they don’t want us to return to analog. Can’t track it, can’t stop it.
The luddites were right.
The luddites were right.
As Spotify adds features it keeps getting worse. Their weekly discover has gotten worse and worse at showing me anything I actually want to hear.
Spotify is not immune from
Enshittification, they’re a prime example of it.
Also their sound quality is terrible.
Spotify is not immune from
Enshittification, they’re a prime example of it.
Also their sound quality is terrible.
February 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
As Spotify adds features it keeps getting worse. Their weekly discover has gotten worse and worse at showing me anything I actually want to hear.
Spotify is not immune from
Enshittification, they’re a prime example of it.
Also their sound quality is terrible.
Spotify is not immune from
Enshittification, they’re a prime example of it.
Also their sound quality is terrible.
Debating the current GOP and their constituents is like playing chess with a pigeon.
February 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Debating the current GOP and their constituents is like playing chess with a pigeon.
Shrink here: Republican parents keep me in business. Interpret that how you will. 💥
February 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Shrink here: Republican parents keep me in business. Interpret that how you will. 💥
Instead of crying fascist, I’m calling him what he is: a dumbass. We gotta use smaller words so they can understand us. We use words the opposition has to look up on google. Gotta stop doing that.
February 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Instead of crying fascist, I’m calling him what he is: a dumbass. We gotta use smaller words so they can understand us. We use words the opposition has to look up on google. Gotta stop doing that.
It was a gut wrenching experience live
February 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It was a gut wrenching experience live
Agree that I’d rather folks pirated us lol. Buy a keychain or shirt when you see us and if you’re genuinely too broke for a ticket tell me! I just want our shows to be a good party
February 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Agree that I’d rather folks pirated us lol. Buy a keychain or shirt when you see us and if you’re genuinely too broke for a ticket tell me! I just want our shows to be a good party
Kash is someone you’re kinda glad got bullied because the adult they turned into deserves it.
January 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Kash is someone you’re kinda glad got bullied because the adult they turned into deserves it.
A guillotine would have been an appropriate end for treason.
January 31, 2025 at 3:59 AM
A guillotine would have been an appropriate end for treason.
Hard agree. I don’t like people enough to hang out with 10,000 of them to see a band.
January 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Hard agree. I don’t like people enough to hang out with 10,000 of them to see a band.
Idk why we still talk about ID. I just don’t see the appeal but maybe it’s not for me.
January 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Idk why we still talk about ID. I just don’t see the appeal but maybe it’s not for me.
Always love some Pike.
January 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Always love some Pike.
The most uncool losers and weirdos are in power. It’s like middle management caricatures. Laugh in their faces all the time. Such losers.
January 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The most uncool losers and weirdos are in power. It’s like middle management caricatures. Laugh in their faces all the time. Such losers.
I really want a Hinckley (the hardcore band, not obviously) reunion.
January 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I really want a Hinckley (the hardcore band, not obviously) reunion.
What’s this say about me
a black and white photo of a man in a tuxedo holding umbrellas and the words lightning strikes .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a tuxedo holding umbrellas and the words lightning strikes .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
What’s this say about me
Edgelord militia and auto erotic asphyxiation enthusiasts? Checks out
January 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Edgelord militia and auto erotic asphyxiation enthusiasts? Checks out
Idk about misogynist but it appears you need to have a worm in your brain to get a public office now.
January 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Idk about misogynist but it appears you need to have a worm in your brain to get a public office now.