I hate seeing a hipster bro order a pour over and be *so* confused by what he is served
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I hate seeing a hipster bro order a pour over and be *so* confused by what he is served
I do love a bitch sesh with the BCBs
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I do love a bitch sesh with the BCBs
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a barista while Manchester Orchestra plays over the speakers on a sunny fall afternoon, asking them to heal me
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a barista while Manchester Orchestra plays over the speakers on a sunny fall afternoon, asking them to heal me
I *just* want to learn to two-step and make silly little things
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I *just* want to learn to two-step and make silly little things
I have, once again, Hinge(d)™️ too close to the sun - too many dates, too little time
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I have, once again, Hinge(d)™️ too close to the sun - too many dates, too little time
This lil guy 3rd wheeled 75% of my date tonight…he did not belong to my date
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
This lil guy 3rd wheeled 75% of my date tonight…he did not belong to my date
Holy shit you guys, I forgot about vegetables!!
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Holy shit you guys, I forgot about vegetables!!
It has, in fact, been this kind of day
November 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It has, in fact, been this kind of day
My new hobby is falling asleep on the couch while people are over so I can still *socialize*
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My new hobby is falling asleep on the couch while people are over so I can still *socialize*
Hinge likes on my profile skyrocketing after correcting a spelling typo - coincidence? I think not
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Hinge likes on my profile skyrocketing after correcting a spelling typo - coincidence? I think not
Singing “a single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kids and never stops” to my BCBs while the manager is out
November 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Singing “a single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kids and never stops” to my BCBs while the manager is out
I think this Michael guy is flirting with me
November 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I think this Michael guy is flirting with me
I love when I get to be Nancy Drew at work
November 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I love when I get to be Nancy Drew at work
Trying not to pipe in when I hear the work BCBs talking about Minotaurs
November 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Trying not to pipe in when I hear the work BCBs talking about Minotaurs
So how do I continue to be this spooky the rest of the dark season?
November 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
So how do I continue to be this spooky the rest of the dark season?
I love to have a little secret and then spill the beans on it
November 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I love to have a little secret and then spill the beans on it
Betrayed by my one true love (whiskey)
November 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Betrayed by my one true love (whiskey)
“4 weeks til Black Friday”?? Miss me with that shit, I buy what I want when I want and I will not be manipulated by “sales”
October 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
“4 weeks til Black Friday”?? Miss me with that shit, I buy what I want when I want and I will not be manipulated by “sales”
It’s the most wonderful time….
October 31, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It’s the most wonderful time….
There’s something so delicious about falling asleep on the couch in adulthood
October 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
There’s something so delicious about falling asleep on the couch in adulthood
Reposted by Niki Nicole
Reposted by Niki Nicole
Happy Halloweek to all who celebrate
October 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Happy Halloweek to all who celebrate
When your roommate is also your personal photographer
October 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
When your roommate is also your personal photographer
Pretty sure “the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now…why? Cuz she’s dead” originated from vampire diaries
October 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Pretty sure “the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now…why? Cuz she’s dead” originated from vampire diaries
Patricia Lockwood got me writing shit like “math is just a language of secrets” in my notes app
October 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Patricia Lockwood got me writing shit like “math is just a language of secrets” in my notes app