13And the people raised their voices, singing loudly unto the Lord, "Go Pack Go!"

14And the Lord God was pleased.

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and ensconced in bread, garnished with many condiments

12And the Lord did admonish them, "YOU! Who have partaken of the cloven-footed beast! The Lord God commands you to refrain from eating the flesh until the internal temperature reaches at least 165°F, lest ye be stricken with trichinosis!"

and cheese—lots and lots of cheese, so much cheese that the people did not have regular bowel movements for nary a fortnight. Also, the flesh of cloven-footed beasts, ground into a paste, mixed with herbs and spices, stuffed into casing, heated over open flame,.

11And the people of the land of cheese did rejoice, offering thanks unto the Lord with a feast of the wings of chickens, thinly sliced potatoes fried crispy, potent elixirs brewed from the sacred grains of Wisconsin,

The cheerleaders lifted mighty cheers on high and performed intricate routines to exalt the coming of the sacred football team.

10"All apparel shall be available for purchase in the Packer Pro Shop, located in the lower concourse of the Temple Lambeau Field," saith the Lord.

9Suddenly, a multitude of heavenly cheerleaders appeared, fresh from their studies at the halls of St. Norbert’s, clad in the finest athleisure wear, adorned with the holy "G" upon their chests.

6And the Lord commanded, “Let the people don the sacred colors of Green and Gold, that they may be known as the faithful followers of... what was it again?”

7The people again shouted as one, “Packers!”

8"Ah, yes... the Packers," said the Lord, nodding in reluctant approval.

4The people rose up as one, and proclaimed unto the Lord, “Packers!"

5The Lord God, pausing for a moment, reflected, "Really? Okay... Not quite the moniker I would have chosen, but... it shall be so."

2The Lord spake, "Hereunto you is My chosen football team, resplendent in Green and Gold, for you to partake of its glory."

3The Lord God then asked, "What shall you call this, My holy football team from the Bay of Green?"

Would love to know their thoughts on TGL. I wasn’t impressed.