Miladyfirestorm
@miladyfirestorm.bsky.social
Feral taloned momma Bat in big fucking boots.
Go read a fucking book. Start with history.
Will steal forks and ransom them to family members.
Accidental kitten stan acct, SWEARY and feral.
Taught MS History. Be warned.
Go read a fucking book. Start with history.
Will steal forks and ransom them to family members.
Accidental kitten stan acct, SWEARY and feral.
Taught MS History. Be warned.
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He's in a Forrester. 😂
He's def in a mid-life lesbian crisis. 😂 he's not leaving me ALONE! 🤣
He's in a Forrester. 😂
He's def in a mid-life lesbian crisis. 😂 he's not leaving me ALONE! 🤣
January 11, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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He's in a Forrester. 😂
He's def in a mid-life lesbian crisis. 😂 he's not leaving me ALONE! 🤣
He's in a Forrester. 😂
He's def in a mid-life lesbian crisis. 😂 he's not leaving me ALONE! 🤣
You probably made their day!
January 11, 2026 at 4:04 AM
You probably made their day!
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Thank you for this story. 💞
Thank you for this story. 💞
January 11, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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Thank you for this story. 💞
Thank you for this story. 💞
Her images blow me away. 🥰😍
It's been super fun watching that blossom!
It's been super fun watching that blossom!
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Her images blow me away. 🥰😍
It's been super fun watching that blossom!
It's been super fun watching that blossom!
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I needed that snort laugh!
I needed that snort laugh!
January 11, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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I needed that snort laugh!
I needed that snort laugh!
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Dammit, this will be my new favorite emotional support show.
Wait.
Does she get Goth Queen days, too? 🥹
Dammit, this will be my new favorite emotional support show.
Wait.
Does she get Goth Queen days, too? 🥹
January 11, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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Dammit, this will be my new favorite emotional support show.
Wait.
Does she get Goth Queen days, too? 🥹
Dammit, this will be my new favorite emotional support show.
Wait.
Does she get Goth Queen days, too? 🥹
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Hubs would be like, "yup. And it's GREAT" 💪
(he's in the pearl white subaru, as well!)
Hubs would be like, "yup. And it's GREAT" 💪
(he's in the pearl white subaru, as well!)
January 11, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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Hubs would be like, "yup. And it's GREAT" 💪
(he's in the pearl white subaru, as well!)
Hubs would be like, "yup. And it's GREAT" 💪
(he's in the pearl white subaru, as well!)
They were viscous. 💔💔💔
I'm so glad she came back.
I'm so glad she came back.
January 11, 2026 at 3:50 AM
They were viscous. 💔💔💔
I'm so glad she came back.
I'm so glad she came back.
YES! 💪💪💫
I'm stoked you guys got paid!
I'm so sorry that your DD person SUCKS. Did you leave a rating? (Can you still do that??)
I'm stoked you guys got paid!
I'm so sorry that your DD person SUCKS. Did you leave a rating? (Can you still do that??)
January 11, 2026 at 3:49 AM
YES! 💪💪💫
I'm stoked you guys got paid!
I'm so sorry that your DD person SUCKS. Did you leave a rating? (Can you still do that??)
I'm stoked you guys got paid!
I'm so sorry that your DD person SUCKS. Did you leave a rating? (Can you still do that??)
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Hay, that's one of my trophies! 💪
Hay, that's one of my trophies! 💪
January 11, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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Hay, that's one of my trophies! 💪
Hay, that's one of my trophies! 💪
I'm STILL incandescent over that.
Ms. Willis did an amazing job. 🤷♀️
Ms. Willis did an amazing job. 🤷♀️
January 11, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I'm STILL incandescent over that.
Ms. Willis did an amazing job. 🤷♀️
Ms. Willis did an amazing job. 🤷♀️
Good GRIEF.
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It's the truth, but HOLY HELL, I'm ready to shove my phone in the garbage disposal! 😂
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It's the truth, but HOLY HELL, I'm ready to shove my phone in the garbage disposal! 😂
a person is holding a cell phone in front of a cuisinart brand blender
Alt: a person is holding a cell phone in front of a cuisinart brand blender
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January 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Good GRIEF.
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It's the truth, but HOLY HELL, I'm ready to shove my phone in the garbage disposal! 😂
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It's the truth, but HOLY HELL, I'm ready to shove my phone in the garbage disposal! 😂
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Is it bad I need to see SassyElf in sitcom form?
Is it bad I need to see SassyElf in sitcom form?
January 11, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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Is it bad I need to see SassyElf in sitcom form?
Is it bad I need to see SassyElf in sitcom form?
Apparently, he missed it cause he wasn't a registered dem. 🤷♀️🤦♀️😅
I sure as hell didn't!
I sure as hell didn't!
January 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Apparently, he missed it cause he wasn't a registered dem. 🤷♀️🤦♀️😅
I sure as hell didn't!
I sure as hell didn't!
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I may have used grocery store bags for JUST this purpose! 😂😂😂
I may have used grocery store bags for JUST this purpose! 😂😂😂
January 11, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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I may have used grocery store bags for JUST this purpose! 😂😂😂
I may have used grocery store bags for JUST this purpose! 😂😂😂
They're SOOOOO bad, lately.
My Trashbin List is so full, and I'm grateful I don't have to take the damn thing to the dumpster! 🤣
My Trashbin List is so full, and I'm grateful I don't have to take the damn thing to the dumpster! 🤣
January 11, 2026 at 1:39 AM
They're SOOOOO bad, lately.
My Trashbin List is so full, and I'm grateful I don't have to take the damn thing to the dumpster! 🤣
My Trashbin List is so full, and I'm grateful I don't have to take the damn thing to the dumpster! 🤣
AUGH.
That's GENIUS!!!! 💞😂
That's GENIUS!!!! 💞😂
January 11, 2026 at 12:45 AM
AUGH.
That's GENIUS!!!! 💞😂
That's GENIUS!!!! 💞😂
I would say part of it (not "Under God" it's new and not aligned to the 1st A.)
I still stand, but move to the back. I won't say it at all, now.
I still stand, but move to the back. I won't say it at all, now.
January 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I would say part of it (not "Under God" it's new and not aligned to the 1st A.)
I still stand, but move to the back. I won't say it at all, now.
I still stand, but move to the back. I won't say it at all, now.
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Their gift shop was HILARIOUS. It was a Hidden Valley Ranch Outlet store!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Their gift shop was HILARIOUS. It was a Hidden Valley Ranch Outlet store!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Their gift shop was HILARIOUS. It was a Hidden Valley Ranch Outlet store!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Their gift shop was HILARIOUS. It was a Hidden Valley Ranch Outlet store!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I remember being there before the fire, same about the b-days!
January 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I remember being there before the fire, same about the b-days!