You’re fired.
Wait, oops, you’re rehired.

All funds are frozen!
Oof, that was unpopular, okay, we’ll rescind it for now.

Tariffs!
Oh wait, no, not for a month.

Tariffs again!
Ouch, that stock market response! Okay maybe not for cars, not for the next month, okay? okay.

I wonder if all those pro Palestinians and Palestinian Americans who didn’t vote for Kamala or just didn’t vote regret their decision now?

When asked if he was going to visit the crash site he said, ‘what site? The water? You want me to go swimming?’ This is one of the last pics of the young skaters who died. He’s a sociopath. Anyone who voted for this monster should be ashamed at best.

This is fine. We’re fine. Everything is fine.