Mike
@miktamatl.bsky.social
Still trying to figure it all out. 🏳️🌈🇺🇸😵💫😈
I’ve been unemployed for 391 day 15 hours and 40 minutes and counting. My life has been singularly focused on getting a job. I have spent 10 hours a day, at minimum, scouring through multiple job search sites applying for anything I am capable of doing. Not a single response. You are not alone .
August 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’ve been unemployed for 391 day 15 hours and 40 minutes and counting. My life has been singularly focused on getting a job. I have spent 10 hours a day, at minimum, scouring through multiple job search sites applying for anything I am capable of doing. Not a single response. You are not alone .
So did I. Have 7 days of lunch and dinner ready. I hope it keeps.
August 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
So did I. Have 7 days of lunch and dinner ready. I hope it keeps.
Ahhh!!! It’s him!!!! It’s really him!!!!! OMG I can’t believe I’m actually this close to him!!!! He’s hotter than Beyoncé & TS combined!!!
Then I’d prob piss myself out of excitement & faint, collapsing at your feet. 🤪
In reality, I’d be in the corner of the room paralyzed by shyness.
Then I’d prob piss myself out of excitement & faint, collapsing at your feet. 🤪
In reality, I’d be in the corner of the room paralyzed by shyness.
a man wearing a tie and a watch is laughing with his mouth open
ALT: a man wearing a tie and a watch is laughing with his mouth open
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August 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Ahhh!!! It’s him!!!! It’s really him!!!!! OMG I can’t believe I’m actually this close to him!!!! He’s hotter than Beyoncé & TS combined!!!
Then I’d prob piss myself out of excitement & faint, collapsing at your feet. 🤪
In reality, I’d be in the corner of the room paralyzed by shyness.
Then I’d prob piss myself out of excitement & faint, collapsing at your feet. 🤪
In reality, I’d be in the corner of the room paralyzed by shyness.
Urgent by Foreigner
Sorry, it’s a lazy response but it’s the first to pop into my head.
Sorry, it’s a lazy response but it’s the first to pop into my head.
August 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Urgent by Foreigner
Sorry, it’s a lazy response but it’s the first to pop into my head.
Sorry, it’s a lazy response but it’s the first to pop into my head.
I’d probably be more motivated to go and actually work out if it were LGBTQ+ centered or even LGBTQ+ exclusive.
August 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’d probably be more motivated to go and actually work out if it were LGBTQ+ centered or even LGBTQ+ exclusive.
Here’s a little hack to help you get started.
August 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Here’s a little hack to help you get started.
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you.
a cartoon character with a purple hat and a green shirt
ALT: a cartoon character with a purple hat and a green shirt
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August 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you.
SPAIN!!! The food! The culture! The MEN! Ohhhh the men!!!!!
a woman in a white shirt is sitting in a classroom and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman in a white shirt is sitting in a classroom and making a funny face .
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August 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
SPAIN!!! The food! The culture! The MEN! Ohhhh the men!!!!!
OMG I’m hoping others didn’t read instruction.
Really like the blue/white.
Orange/blue is nice too.
Really like the blue/white.
Orange/blue is nice too.
August 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
OMG I’m hoping others didn’t read instruction.
Really like the blue/white.
Orange/blue is nice too.
Really like the blue/white.
Orange/blue is nice too.
Already on my 3rd heinie.
August 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Already on my 3rd heinie.
If ya gonna sin do it right or not at all 😎😜😈
a priest is standing at a podium with his arms outstretched and says let the sin begin .
ALT: a priest is standing at a podium with his arms outstretched and says let the sin begin .
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August 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If ya gonna sin do it right or not at all 😎😜😈
