I'm going to be impressed if someone in Hawaii orders this and Customs & Border Patrol only confiscates the potato for being an unsanctioned agricultural product crossing state lines instead of also confiscating the diamonds.

Consistently reminds me of Halo 2's ilovebees audio drama ARG. Why aren't there more immersively-surround-sound audio dramas made? Is voice acting that expensive? Maybe I'm in the wrong career and should just be buying up a microphone and lifetime supply of cough syrup.

I've been scarfing almost nothing but leftover apple, pumpkin, or pecan pies from all the potlucks of the past week and my gas is embarrassing, my doctor would facepalm at the nutritional imbalance, and when I'm done eating them my tastebuds are going to be in withdrawal until next calendar year.