Was that better trolling than Eze scoring a hat trick?

Totally called it

Of course we do. It's mid table Tottenham. We're going to absolutely batter them into oblivion.

They are the real frauds for carbing up for a 5k

I've no idea of the scale of this but it looks terrifyingly large

I'm welling up just looking at it. Nothing makes me feel more patriotic than seeing a poorly finished half arsed job completed by a proper English man who is entirely funded by British tax payers. God save the King.

I always buy from Mercedes apart from starters and alternators. 1 it's not my money and 2 in the UK Merc parts have 2 year parts and labour warranty. So if it breaks they'll supply AND fit the replacement. I get a great discount too, which also helps!

Oh I've no doubt they do. But if 25 years of repairing Mercedes has taught me anything it's that their starter motors and alternators are off the chart expensive. Just checked and here in the UK an exchange alternator for an SLK230K is £619.20. I can get an aftermarket one for £134.40

You've obviously never bought an alternator or starter motor from Mercedes