Is this a Wise Old Elf stan account?
November 18, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Is this a Wise Old Elf stan account?
My first thought was also that it would be described in police reports as a blunt object.
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM
My first thought was also that it would be described in police reports as a blunt object.
Politically it's a tragedy, but we have the humour to look forward to.
What was General Secretary Comrade Andropov's final wish on his hospital deathbed?
That Comrade Chernenko would step off of the oxygen supply tube.
What was General Secretary Comrade Andropov's final wish on his hospital deathbed?
That Comrade Chernenko would step off of the oxygen supply tube.
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Politically it's a tragedy, but we have the humour to look forward to.
What was General Secretary Comrade Andropov's final wish on his hospital deathbed?
That Comrade Chernenko would step off of the oxygen supply tube.
What was General Secretary Comrade Andropov's final wish on his hospital deathbed?
That Comrade Chernenko would step off of the oxygen supply tube.
Dylan Moran is a national treasure, and so is bread and beer.
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Dylan Moran is a national treasure, and so is bread and beer.
It's much more solid, much harder to pour.
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It's much more solid, much harder to pour.
Honourable mention for Belgium with their not quite French but also not exactly German approach, the juxtaposition of which still puts them on the map.
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Honourable mention for Belgium with their not quite French but also not exactly German approach, the juxtaposition of which still puts them on the map.
If he knows how much you hate this, he'll recognise and appreciate the sacrifice.
November 4, 2025 at 8:07 AM
If he knows how much you hate this, he'll recognise and appreciate the sacrifice.
IXII what's your emergency
October 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
IXII what's your emergency
I got 63 more where that came from.
October 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I got 63 more where that came from.
You gotcha non coronat
October 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
You gotcha non coronat
There's only two more months of the days getting shorter, so in a brief period of four months we'll be having 5pm sunsets once again.. 😀🙂😐☹️😥😭
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
There's only two more months of the days getting shorter, so in a brief period of four months we'll be having 5pm sunsets once again.. 😀🙂😐☹️😥😭
You can, it just has more immediate consequences even compared to wine and cognac.
Is it wine or cognac btw, or like the uni drink "búvár" you mix the two? 😁
Is it wine or cognac btw, or like the uni drink "búvár" you mix the two? 😁
October 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
You can, it just has more immediate consequences even compared to wine and cognac.
Is it wine or cognac btw, or like the uni drink "búvár" you mix the two? 😁
Is it wine or cognac btw, or like the uni drink "búvár" you mix the two? 😁
Worst case you can change the playback speed and listen to Alvin and the chipmunks train you in record time.
October 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Worst case you can change the playback speed and listen to Alvin and the chipmunks train you in record time.
South Africa has 12 official languages, a happy medium could be to require tests in 6.
October 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM
South Africa has 12 official languages, a happy medium could be to require tests in 6.
44 483 461 061, the number for a phone-in programme on MTV Europe.
I didn't speak English in the late 80s, early 90s beyond a few phrases and misheard lyrics, but I heard Rebecca de Ruvo repeat this number about as many times as the numbers represent so I still remember.
I didn't speak English in the late 80s, early 90s beyond a few phrases and misheard lyrics, but I heard Rebecca de Ruvo repeat this number about as many times as the numbers represent so I still remember.
October 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
44 483 461 061, the number for a phone-in programme on MTV Europe.
I didn't speak English in the late 80s, early 90s beyond a few phrases and misheard lyrics, but I heard Rebecca de Ruvo repeat this number about as many times as the numbers represent so I still remember.
I didn't speak English in the late 80s, early 90s beyond a few phrases and misheard lyrics, but I heard Rebecca de Ruvo repeat this number about as many times as the numbers represent so I still remember.
She doesn't pop up on my radar all that often, but when she does I'm always impressed.
October 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
She doesn't pop up on my radar all that often, but when she does I'm always impressed.
He's in the HOL as of this year, so in a way he's sort of setting out his own legislative priorities, which is terrifying.
October 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
He's in the HOL as of this year, so in a way he's sort of setting out his own legislative priorities, which is terrifying.
"Past performance is not indicative of future results"
October 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
"Past performance is not indicative of future results"
I want either David Attenborough saying things like "the next exit should ensure the survival of this journey" and "the confused male should abandon the chase and turn around when possible", or the broken Hungarian of Mark Strong from Tinker Tailor.
October 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I want either David Attenborough saying things like "the next exit should ensure the survival of this journey" and "the confused male should abandon the chase and turn around when possible", or the broken Hungarian of Mark Strong from Tinker Tailor.
I think that famed linguist professor Ádám Nádasdy wrote once (unless I Mandela'd the author) that foreigners only try to remember the local pronunciation of obscure, weird and remote places. Places that matter have names in other languages, such as Londres or Rome, nobody is saying the local name.
October 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I think that famed linguist professor Ádám Nádasdy wrote once (unless I Mandela'd the author) that foreigners only try to remember the local pronunciation of obscure, weird and remote places. Places that matter have names in other languages, such as Londres or Rome, nobody is saying the local name.
I love using English speaking satnav in Hungary. Some of the attempts at pronouncing place names are pure comedy, like youteeceeyay for utca (street) or Jazz Burranee for the town of Jászberény.
October 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I love using English speaking satnav in Hungary. Some of the attempts at pronouncing place names are pure comedy, like youteeceeyay for utca (street) or Jazz Burranee for the town of Jászberény.
Yes, but how yes? Did the food packaging open at the first try without the corner tearing off or did trump die?
October 8, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Yes, but how yes? Did the food packaging open at the first try without the corner tearing off or did trump die?