Mick Zazworsky
@mikezculture.bsky.social
The owls are not what they seem.
New Mexico should change its name to True Sexico. It rhymes & it would be so dope. That’s just my take.
December 13, 2024 at 1:35 AM
New Mexico should change its name to True Sexico. It rhymes & it would be so dope. That’s just my take.
I like dancing because it’s fun but also because it’s good exercise and also because I feel sexy when I do it!!!
December 3, 2024 at 5:15 AM
I like dancing because it’s fun but also because it’s good exercise and also because I feel sexy when I do it!!!
I remember the 80s, when the best places on earth were Pizza Huts.
Libraries are absolutely the best places on earth.
December 2, 2024 at 3:50 AM
I remember the 80s, when the best places on earth were Pizza Huts.
If this post finds its way into your algorithm, it’s Bluesky’s way of letting you know that you are sexy as hell…congrats.
December 2, 2024 at 3:45 AM
If this post finds its way into your algorithm, it’s Bluesky’s way of letting you know that you are sexy as hell…congrats.
If you’re ever in a public restroom stall & you can hear that there are definitely other people in the restroom at the same time, I maintain the funniest thing you can yell out is “uh-oh”…regardless of gender, btw. Will work for everyone.
November 28, 2024 at 10:34 AM
If you’re ever in a public restroom stall & you can hear that there are definitely other people in the restroom at the same time, I maintain the funniest thing you can yell out is “uh-oh”…regardless of gender, btw. Will work for everyone.
A fun Thanksgiving idea I just came up with (and you’re all free to use) is to excuse yourself to the restroom about 10-15 minutes into dinner, then return to the table 5 minutes later fully nude. And if you’re one of those people who can cry on demand, go ahead & add that to the presentation.
November 28, 2024 at 10:24 AM
A fun Thanksgiving idea I just came up with (and you’re all free to use) is to excuse yourself to the restroom about 10-15 minutes into dinner, then return to the table 5 minutes later fully nude. And if you’re one of those people who can cry on demand, go ahead & add that to the presentation.
Let’s make a promise to one another that we’re all gonna party so hard this Thanksgiving. SO HARD. ANDREW WK HARD. Zero-f-cks-given hard. Pass out & piss yourself at the table level. Let’s do this. We can do this.
November 28, 2024 at 10:21 AM
Let’s make a promise to one another that we’re all gonna party so hard this Thanksgiving. SO HARD. ANDREW WK HARD. Zero-f-cks-given hard. Pass out & piss yourself at the table level. Let’s do this. We can do this.
A lot of ppl would see me posting to an audience of no one & assume I’m a huge loser. Quite the contrary, I’m just doing this to look busy so everyone will leave me alone. That’s the kinda shit winners do.
November 20, 2024 at 2:42 AM
A lot of ppl would see me posting to an audience of no one & assume I’m a huge loser. Quite the contrary, I’m just doing this to look busy so everyone will leave me alone. That’s the kinda shit winners do.
I was a #TwitterQuitter in 2019. I had a hunch…
November 20, 2024 at 2:38 AM
I was a #TwitterQuitter in 2019. I had a hunch…
I accidentally said I love K-Pop once, but only because I thought the person asked how I felt about CAKE POPS.
November 18, 2024 at 10:35 PM
I accidentally said I love K-Pop once, but only because I thought the person asked how I felt about CAKE POPS.
Just like everyone else I was disappointed by the #miketyson fight last night. In my case it was because I’d misread who his opponent was, I thought he was gonna box JANE PAULEY. What a fascinating dynamic that would’ve been. I don’t even know who #jakepaul is.
November 16, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Just like everyone else I was disappointed by the #miketyson fight last night. In my case it was because I’d misread who his opponent was, I thought he was gonna box JANE PAULEY. What a fascinating dynamic that would’ve been. I don’t even know who #jakepaul is.
For anyone who’s like, “oh, I wish Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Syd Barrett, John Lennon, & Kurt Cobain were still alive”, just shut up & realize that all the guys from Matchbox 20 are still healthy as horses, & they could get back together at any moment. #bluesky
November 15, 2024 at 6:31 PM
For anyone who’s like, “oh, I wish Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Syd Barrett, John Lennon, & Kurt Cobain were still alive”, just shut up & realize that all the guys from Matchbox 20 are still healthy as horses, & they could get back together at any moment. #bluesky
Zero followers. Time to start posting my own thoughts to an audience of only me. Controversial shit. Dark shit.
November 15, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Zero followers. Time to start posting my own thoughts to an audience of only me. Controversial shit. Dark shit.