Michael Williams
@mikeywills.bsky.social
Aging badly and disgracefully, this is the way! love to chuckle, light hearted humour always welcome.
Had a cracking day up at dawn and out picking mushrooms. For those in the mushroom know, it was a very good day. 😎
September 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Had a cracking day up at dawn and out picking mushrooms. For those in the mushroom know, it was a very good day. 😎
I’ve been out for breakfast, it was a bit meh but this tickled me.
September 6, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I’ve been out for breakfast, it was a bit meh but this tickled me.
This keeps popping up on my feed and I know it’s Jamie Lee Curtis but, I can’t stop seeing Bruce Willis, it’s uncanny!
August 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This keeps popping up on my feed and I know it’s Jamie Lee Curtis but, I can’t stop seeing Bruce Willis, it’s uncanny!
What do you call a glut of cucumbers?
July 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
What do you call a glut of cucumbers?
OH cleaned the kitchen today, so obviously I thought tinned mackerel omelette would make a nice tea.
a man in a suit and tie says all i can do right now is put on a brave face .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says all i can do right now is put on a brave face .
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May 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
OH cleaned the kitchen today, so obviously I thought tinned mackerel omelette would make a nice tea.
Sea floss, sea floss, come and get your sea floss here. The sea on a stick, sugar free, SEA FLOSS. LOVELY SEA FLOSS.
May 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Sea floss, sea floss, come and get your sea floss here. The sea on a stick, sugar free, SEA FLOSS. LOVELY SEA FLOSS.
I’m having a bit of a battle with some wasps today. They have decided to build a nest just outside the back door. Obviously that’s not happening, they made one and I knocked it off, they are currently building a second!!
May 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I’m having a bit of a battle with some wasps today. They have decided to build a nest just outside the back door. Obviously that’s not happening, they made one and I knocked it off, they are currently building a second!!
Do you recall the times before people discussed invasion on a daily basis?
February 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Do you recall the times before people discussed invasion on a daily basis?
After a very successful career keeping alley cats safe, Officer Dibble moved onto the voice of reasons behind cat information broadcasts, Charlie says. Bless you Charlie Dibble for your service. 🤩
a police officer stands next to a cartoon character
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February 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
After a very successful career keeping alley cats safe, Officer Dibble moved onto the voice of reasons behind cat information broadcasts, Charlie says. Bless you Charlie Dibble for your service. 🤩
Another day another doily.
a knitted gnome is holding a ball of pink yarn
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January 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Another day another doily.
When the time comes, there will be one autobiography worth reading I’m sure.
January 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
When the time comes, there will be one autobiography worth reading I’m sure.
Oh no, it’s that day again, shall we wait until tomorrow and just say we did it?
a cartoon of garfield sleeping in a bed with a cloud above his head
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January 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Oh no, it’s that day again, shall we wait until tomorrow and just say we did it?
Probing question of the evening?
How do you like your mushy peas?, au natural or do you add something too them.
This evening I tried caster sugar and vinegar, interesting and not unpleasant but, I think there might be better combos.
How do you like your mushy peas?, au natural or do you add something too them.
This evening I tried caster sugar and vinegar, interesting and not unpleasant but, I think there might be better combos.
stan marsh from south park says that he had to ask myself hard questions
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January 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Probing question of the evening?
How do you like your mushy peas?, au natural or do you add something too them.
This evening I tried caster sugar and vinegar, interesting and not unpleasant but, I think there might be better combos.
How do you like your mushy peas?, au natural or do you add something too them.
This evening I tried caster sugar and vinegar, interesting and not unpleasant but, I think there might be better combos.
It still seems too early to be saying goodnight.
January 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It still seems too early to be saying goodnight.
Just finished washing all the salt off mine and the OH’s cars.
I’m now subjecting myself to a power nap, wake me at 6.
I’m now subjecting myself to a power nap, wake me at 6.
a dog is wrapped in a blanket and the caption says its nap time viralhog
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January 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Just finished washing all the salt off mine and the OH’s cars.
I’m now subjecting myself to a power nap, wake me at 6.
I’m now subjecting myself to a power nap, wake me at 6.