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MikeyTheI
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Michael Ireton.
Aging doofus, melancholy malcontent.
Former radio guy.
1X "Jeopardy!" winner (1996).
"Apricity" is a favorite word and sensation.
Wannabe Ruritanian.
Avatar is Frankenstein Jr.
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Good to know about your tracker - but why is this garbage "poll" from something called "Salem News" on your website???
October 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If they don't do the job, try trepanning.
September 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Never taken a selfie in my life, but love this screen grab from Poker Face. Borges is a favorite author, and I often have that facial expression.
September 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Sea lampreys can fuck right off.
September 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
In light of l'affaire Kimmel.
September 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The NFC West is 7-1...and the only loss is within the division (Seattle lost to San Francisco).
September 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
September 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
His own words:
September 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
And may his own words be his obit.
September 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
His own words should be his obit.
September 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Well, he died. And his own words from April 5, 2023 should be his obit.
September 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
August 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The symbol of Mussolini's National Fascist Party. The connection is pretty clear.
August 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Multiple Sclerosis NOW? Mississippi NOW? Or...
August 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Live look at Mango Mussolini in the ballroom. (image created with my prompts in ChatGPT)
July 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Me every day.
July 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Meanwhile, over on Xitter...
July 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Posted on the OFFICIAL Xitter account of the White House. Ye bloody gods.
July 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
As I expected - but it's mainly because I'm completely disgusted by snot in a shell (oysters), bottom-scuttling garbage-eating sea cockroaches (lobster), and fish eggs. I DO like my comfort/peasant foods, though!
June 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Yes, the birds are black externally from head to toe. But their bones are not black, their blood is normal colored, and their eggs are not black.
June 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
June 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
June 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM