@mikeychrist.bsky.social
"If my hog was ever in his small, tiny, almost freakishly diminutive hands, my one eyed snake would be ripped apart, but the ecstasy of it would make my soul leave my body."
- Bill Clinton on President Trump and recently released Epstein emails
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"Those Japanese sure do love jazz. Anyway, we're playing Melee and Will-gag-on-you, sorry, President Trump, picks Falco and names his player Falcllatio. Let me tell you, the way he wave dashed told me all I needed to know."
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November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"I asked him if he was going to finish the line and he told me that all he wanted was for me to finish. After that gobblin' goblin sucked me dry we played some Super Smash Bros Melee, the Japanese gave it to me a full year early after I jammed with Emperor Akihito."
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November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"I remember when it happened. He was attending the 2000 White House Halloween party. He was dressed as Nosferatu, but when he introduced himself in a stereotypical vampire accent he said his name was Will-gag-on-you and that 'I vant to suck'."
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November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"He is the throat GOAT and gives the sickest Beejes. Without a doubt, re-experiencing getting dome from him is my white whale. I have chased it for a third of my life. I would give all my limbs so long as I was able to keep my third leg and that orange Hoover devoured it."
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November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"I have heard many rumors involving President Trump, Jeffery Epstein, and underage girls, but I am here to tell you that there is no possible way that those awful acts could have been committed by President Trump because he has the purest lips that have ever slobbed on my knob."
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November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Glad you like them! Fingers crossed that I hear about them in the future.

Love y'all's show!
March 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Oh, forgot to mention, the Torch Goblin feat is a must!
March 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Your goal is to set yourself on fire, then spread the love!

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March 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
2) Fire Punch (from the manga... Fire Punch)
Human barbarian with adopted ancestry goblin. Level 5 you take the goblin ancestry feat Chosen One and get the Charhide Goblin fire resistance. Additionally, take monk dedication and any feats that give you access to fire damage or increase it.

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March 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
1) Dog with a gun
Awakened animal gunslinger. You go Running Animal and take unexpected sharpshooter dedication. You never speak, just bark. You never tell the table a name. You're just a dog with a gun

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March 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM