Mike Grigsby-Lane
@mikeyboypdx.bsky.social
Dog dad, Episcopalian, queer, polyglot, disabled. I play bassoon, oboe and English horn.
Never donOLD
LUIGI DID NOTHING WRONG
Never donOLD
LUIGI DID NOTHING WRONG
I heard "melatonin Mussolini" today.
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I heard "melatonin Mussolini" today.
He needs to be made to do community service by working at a soup kitchen or a battered woman shelter
September 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
He needs to be made to do community service by working at a soup kitchen or a battered woman shelter
Well, he was certainly right on one count: All the king's horses and all the king's men could not put Charlie's head and neck back together again.
September 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Well, he was certainly right on one count: All the king's horses and all the king's men could not put Charlie's head and neck back together again.
See also Bondi, Pamela.
July 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
See also Bondi, Pamela.
Fuck taco, all his appointees and yes, fuck everyone who voted for him
June 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Fuck taco, all his appointees and yes, fuck everyone who voted for him
I had contracture and carpal tunnel syndrome. I saw physical therapy for months. One morning she was doing deep tissue massage and things popped back into place. My first thought was that I could feel my fingers, second thought was "holy God that HURT". Felt much better soon after though.
June 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I had contracture and carpal tunnel syndrome. I saw physical therapy for months. One morning she was doing deep tissue massage and things popped back into place. My first thought was that I could feel my fingers, second thought was "holy God that HURT". Felt much better soon after though.
Fuck taco and fuck everyone who voted for him and enabled him. This man's blood is literally on their hands.
June 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Fuck taco and fuck everyone who voted for him and enabled him. This man's blood is literally on their hands.
He is also really fucking weird
May 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
He is also really fucking weird
I am permanently and totally disabled. I rely on medicaid for literally thousands of dollars worth of medication every month, as well as visits to multiple specialists. I am one of the people who will die if medicaid is reduced or eliminated. Call it what it is, premeditated murder.
May 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I am permanently and totally disabled. I rely on medicaid for literally thousands of dollars worth of medication every month, as well as visits to multiple specialists. I am one of the people who will die if medicaid is reduced or eliminated. Call it what it is, premeditated murder.
You're very polite. I will say it. She is fucking nuttier than a fruitcake.
May 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
You're very polite. I will say it. She is fucking nuttier than a fruitcake.
I have a mickey mouse tattoo....am i Walt disney?
May 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I have a mickey mouse tattoo....am i Walt disney?
In fact, wearing a shiny gold cross is pretty much the opposite of what Jesus would recommend for his followers.
May 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
In fact, wearing a shiny gold cross is pretty much the opposite of what Jesus would recommend for his followers.
Wisconsin and Michigan can't get their acts together. They keep voting maga.
May 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Wisconsin and Michigan can't get their acts together. They keep voting maga.
Serious tiny dick energy
May 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Serious tiny dick energy
That's not a forehead, that's a five-head. Or in the language he understands, ein fünfkopf.
May 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
That's not a forehead, that's a five-head. Or in the language he understands, ein fünfkopf.
I hate trump so goddamned much
May 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I hate trump so goddamned much
So we are now fully the Soviet Union. Got it.
May 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
So we are now fully the Soviet Union. Got it.