Mikey
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Convincing yourself that you’re living the American 🇺🇸 dream 🎵
November 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Convincing yourself that you’re living the American 🇺🇸 dream 🎵
4 mimosas deep in the suburbs btw
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
4 mimosas deep in the suburbs btw
I actually hate when I have to spend a minimum of $1 anywhere
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I actually hate when I have to spend a minimum of $1 anywhere
I have been caaaaaaaged for good
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I have been caaaaaaaged for good
the fact I can eat this entire pizza (thin crust, light cheese, chicken, green peppers and onions, precisely) and am still within my calorie deficit .. gag it!
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
the fact I can eat this entire pizza (thin crust, light cheese, chicken, green peppers and onions, precisely) and am still within my calorie deficit .. gag it!
this actually sort of being her opus
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
this actually sort of being her opus
When I have dementia and hear this for the first time omg…
dandelion by Ariana Grande on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:24
music.apple.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
When I have dementia and hear this for the first time omg…
hi I had too much thanksgiving food at work
November 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
hi I had too much thanksgiving food at work
reminiscing on when I was 18 and would eat a double decker turkey and cheese sandwich and a hot munchies bag for lunch daily and still be rail thin 💔
November 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
reminiscing on when I was 18 and would eat a double decker turkey and cheese sandwich and a hot munchies bag for lunch daily and still be rail thin 💔
one like and I will do as little as humanly possible at work today
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
one like and I will do as little as humanly possible at work today
grateful to have a job in this terrible economy but god DAMN could it be something I actually like?
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
grateful to have a job in this terrible economy but god DAMN could it be something I actually like?
Leg day has me feeling like this today
November 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Leg day has me feeling like this today
watching the Paris Hilton vehicle House of Wax btw
November 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
watching the Paris Hilton vehicle House of Wax btw
Having a salad for dinner because I choose my own destiny
November 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Having a salad for dinner because I choose my own destiny
The new Predator movie was good AF!
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The new Predator movie was good AF!
got a free round of martinis again because I’m hot :’)
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
got a free round of martinis again because I’m hot :’)
song so good I had to ride it btw
Sushi by FKA twigs on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 5:22
music.apple.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
song so good I had to ride it btw
the concept of me going out on a Friday is so foreign but we persist
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
the concept of me going out on a Friday is so foreign but we persist
Eusexua AFTERGLOW is better than Eusexua and has several songs of all time on it in this essay I will…
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Eusexua AFTERGLOW is better than Eusexua and has several songs of all time on it in this essay I will…
coffee hitting like the strongest cocaine today 🥳
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
coffee hitting like the strongest cocaine today 🥳
Everything sort of bothering the fuck out of me today 😇
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Everything sort of bothering the fuck out of me today 😇
It’s a gem, folks.
New Robyn song dropping when?
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It’s a gem, folks.