Michael Avery
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Michael Avery
@mikeyavery.bsky.social
First class English cousin in Stockport, dogs, beer, all the quality sports.
Apparently they're sexy now. Yeah, me either.
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Look, it's probably a lie, but why let that get in the way of shallow art?

#trump #bubba #clinton #epstein #simpsons
November 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Can't believe they've manged to pull it off. And Ronaldo getting a straight red as well.

#coybig
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Not sure I'll get tired of seeing this.
October 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
October 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I know you're not replying to me but I love my dogs so much. Blackjack and Mustard.
October 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Dogs are warming.
October 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
October 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Finally, a Noble Prize winner for the people.
October 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
What's the matter with you?
October 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
A friend of mine has been dabbling in mods and made analrapist Gale.
October 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Game on
October 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
@happytoast.co.uk mate, this is class. One Xmas present sorted.
October 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It'll be hard to get pissed on this but I think we should give it a go.
October 6, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I didn't want to know about it either, but misery loves company. Someone decided to make a Roy Keane bikini called the Roy Keani.
September 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
But oes look like a massive Nazi
September 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Had a great time at Disley Octoberfest. Good cover bands, amazing beer, friendly crowd.

Highlight though was this man in his 50s with an absolute bizarre Hey Arnold jacket.

#stockport
#nickelodeon
#beer
September 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
1) Looks like the West Indies cricket badge.
September 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
These are my two dogs - Mustard and Blackjack.
September 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Marx and Sparks you say?
September 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Very British reference but Tony Blackburn's autobiography contained a story about how he tried to bed Barbara Windsor (pictured) but was too sexually intimidated to perform.

Imagine being that comfortable with your life that you'd say that.
September 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
You can do it.
September 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
August 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
They've rebagged it, you fool!
August 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
August 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM