✨mikey almeida✨
@mikeyalmeida.bsky.social
princess of many things
📍brooklyn, ny
📍brooklyn, ny
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wow! looks just like her!
Jennifer Lawrence has given birth to her second child.
March 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
wow! looks just like her!
i have one bump and i’m like america neeeeds to see my butthole
February 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
i have one bump and i’m like america neeeeds to see my butthole
oops i slipped
February 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
oops i slipped
period like just let me shoplift
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: ‘When you lock things up…you don’t sell as many of them’
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: 'When you lock things up…you don't sell as many of them’
Walgreens' CEO talked about the flip side of investing in increased security on a recent earnings call.
fortune.com
January 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
period like just let me shoplift
January 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i adore to be naked w my friends
January 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
i adore to be naked w my friends
jewel sparklez!
January 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
jewel sparklez!
my right airpod just committed seppuku (fell into the gap between the elevator and the floor)
January 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
my right airpod just committed seppuku (fell into the gap between the elevator and the floor)
cousin walk o clock!
December 25, 2024 at 3:29 AM
cousin walk o clock!
i do not play about being so cozy
December 20, 2024 at 10:57 PM
i do not play about being so cozy
the real mugshot
December 20, 2024 at 1:16 AM
the real mugshot
i need to fuck a guy with a mustache about this
December 15, 2024 at 4:14 AM
i need to fuck a guy with a mustache about this
i thought the way the men talked in the substance was kinda crazy and farfetched and then i looked at y’all’s tweets on here and it’s like no yeah that’s about right, 99% of guy thoughts are just AWOOGA
December 14, 2024 at 5:40 PM
i thought the way the men talked in the substance was kinda crazy and farfetched and then i looked at y’all’s tweets on here and it’s like no yeah that’s about right, 99% of guy thoughts are just AWOOGA
ass up between sets on the leg curl machine, but in a purely lazy princessy way
December 6, 2024 at 11:19 PM
ass up between sets on the leg curl machine, but in a purely lazy princessy way
daniel craig and josh o’connor… i will be throwing ropes most tennisly
December 5, 2024 at 7:09 PM
daniel craig and josh o’connor… i will be throwing ropes most tennisly
yes the fuck it was
December 5, 2024 at 1:24 AM
yes the fuck it was
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heat in apt has been fixed!
December 3, 2024 at 1:51 AM
heat in apt has been fixed!
good morning, friday morning
November 29, 2024 at 3:45 PM
good morning, friday morning
i looove that my mom wants to go to a restaurant in brooklyn every thanksgiving, fuck the suburbs and i don’t wanna cook run deep in the mikey bloodline
November 28, 2024 at 7:32 PM
i looove that my mom wants to go to a restaurant in brooklyn every thanksgiving, fuck the suburbs and i don’t wanna cook run deep in the mikey bloodline
need a new switch game to play if anyone has any recs
November 28, 2024 at 12:20 AM
need a new switch game to play if anyone has any recs
she blue on my sky til i reskeet all over her big mutuals
November 26, 2024 at 2:14 PM
she blue on my sky til i reskeet all over her big mutuals
i’m always one solid “wtf is that outfit” away from no longer having a crush on a guy
November 25, 2024 at 9:57 PM
i’m always one solid “wtf is that outfit” away from no longer having a crush on a guy
kinda in love with CW timothee chalamet
November 25, 2024 at 3:29 AM
kinda in love with CW timothee chalamet
never posted this on here
November 23, 2024 at 3:01 AM
never posted this on here