Mike Wtf Wells
@mikewtfwells.bsky.social
A comic from Dayton Ohio that stopped doing comedy because I became a dad.
You ever eat something so sorry your nipples get hard?
November 29, 2024 at 2:29 AM
You ever eat something so sorry your nipples get hard?
How many experience points do I need to level up to be an actual adult
November 28, 2024 at 5:12 PM
How many experience points do I need to level up to be an actual adult
Them: don’t let anyone or anything define who you are
The dictionary: well looky here
The dictionary: well looky here
November 28, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Them: don’t let anyone or anything define who you are
The dictionary: well looky here
The dictionary: well looky here
climate change is the 1st genocide against snowmen.
November 27, 2024 at 4:49 PM
climate change is the 1st genocide against snowmen.
Damn it’s like coffee o’clock
November 27, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Damn it’s like coffee o’clock
It’s Friday night you know what that mean!!!! Going to bed at a decent hour
November 22, 2024 at 8:14 PM
It’s Friday night you know what that mean!!!! Going to bed at a decent hour
Since he’s always fighting someone that’s past their prime can we have Jake Paul the Soviet Union?
November 17, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Since he’s always fighting someone that’s past their prime can we have Jake Paul the Soviet Union?
Being a parent of 2 is tough but damn that’s parents on 19 Kids and Counting have to be masochist
November 17, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Being a parent of 2 is tough but damn that’s parents on 19 Kids and Counting have to be masochist
Fun fact:
Gambling is the only addiction you can win at
Gambling is the only addiction you can win at
November 17, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Fun fact:
Gambling is the only addiction you can win at
Gambling is the only addiction you can win at
Give me the energy of a toddler and I could take over a McDonald’s playpen
November 17, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Give me the energy of a toddler and I could take over a McDonald’s playpen
Can’t wait for baseball season to start up. Let’s go Reds
November 17, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Can’t wait for baseball season to start up. Let’s go Reds
Can we all agree 6AM is too early . Don’t call it 6AM call it ughAM
November 17, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Can we all agree 6AM is too early . Don’t call it 6AM call it ughAM
Thanks to the buffering I Just finished the Tyson bs Paul fight
November 17, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Thanks to the buffering I Just finished the Tyson bs Paul fight
Bro Netflix has a stutter right now
November 16, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Bro Netflix has a stutter right now
Dude if it wasn’t for YouTube my kids would never know what a commercial was
November 15, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Dude if it wasn’t for YouTube my kids would never know what a commercial was
Can’t believe today is Wednesday and not fuckthisday
November 14, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Can’t believe today is Wednesday and not fuckthisday
I really want to Dead name X so I call it Twitter
November 12, 2024 at 11:29 PM
I really want to Dead name X so I call it Twitter
I would be one of them. Do I get an award or something?
November 12, 2024 at 11:28 PM
I would be one of them. Do I get an award or something?