Mike Wozniak
@mikewozniak.bsky.social
Showbusinessman. One bean of @threebeansaladpod.bsky.social. The Malcolm Durridge behind the St Elwick's Neighbourhood Association Newsletter Podcast. Devoted assistant to the Junior Taskmaster.
www.mrmikewozniak.com
www.mrmikewozniak.com
What's that? There are still a few tickets left for Three Bean Salad live at the King's Theatre Glasgow on Monday? Why the blazes haven't they mentioned this before????? www.atgtickets.com/shows/three-...
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
What's that? There are still a few tickets left for Three Bean Salad live at the King's Theatre Glasgow on Monday? Why the blazes haven't they mentioned this before????? www.atgtickets.com/shows/three-...
Extra London date isn't it!
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Extra London date isn't it!
Tour sale now very much in the chocks away phase (mostly - a few dates go on sale later but that's all made clear at the website in the bio). The show is irresistibly titled "The Bench" and it shall be a hoppin' and a skippin' and a jumpin' all around the UK and Ireland in 2026.
October 31, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Tour sale now very much in the chocks away phase (mostly - a few dates go on sale later but that's all made clear at the website in the bio). The show is irresistibly titled "The Bench" and it shall be a hoppin' and a skippin' and a jumpin' all around the UK and Ireland in 2026.
Pre-sale done and dusted and thank you one and all! More tickets released into the wild for the general sale tomorrow from 10am. Details in website in bio as per...
October 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Pre-sale done and dusted and thank you one and all! More tickets released into the wild for the general sale tomorrow from 10am. Details in website in bio as per...
Sorry to wilfully mislead. Just after your attention for a moment as a pre-sale of my new stand-up tour "The Bench" begins today at 10am. Top-secret, inner-sanctum pre-sale link via mailing list at website in bio or Three Bean Salad pod Patreon wotsit. General sale starts tomorrow 10am. BYO gravy.
October 30, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Sorry to wilfully mislead. Just after your attention for a moment as a pre-sale of my new stand-up tour "The Bench" begins today at 10am. Top-secret, inner-sanctum pre-sale link via mailing list at website in bio or Three Bean Salad pod Patreon wotsit. General sale starts tomorrow 10am. BYO gravy.
"The Bench" is hitting the UK and Ireland like a high-speed bench in 2026. A hot 'n' fresh new stand-up tour coming to a theatre near you (potentially)! Pre-sale tickets via mailing list (link in bio) or if you’re a Three Bean Patron. Starts 30.10.25 10am. General on-sale 31.10.25 10am. Yes please!
October 28, 2025 at 10:39 AM
"The Bench" is hitting the UK and Ireland like a high-speed bench in 2026. A hot 'n' fresh new stand-up tour coming to a theatre near you (potentially)! Pre-sale tickets via mailing list (link in bio) or if you’re a Three Bean Patron. Starts 30.10.25 10am. General on-sale 31.10.25 10am. Yes please!
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July 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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New episode of Three Bean Salad to be listened to on bended knee OR standing to attention but nowhere in between please. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
July 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
New episode of Three Bean Salad to be listened to on bended knee OR standing to attention but nowhere in between please. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
May your quiver be filled with beans today: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
July 9, 2025 at 9:26 AM
May your quiver be filled with beans today: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Why not stop wizzing on that jellyfish sting and try applying soothing beans instead? podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
June 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Why not stop wizzing on that jellyfish sting and try applying soothing beans instead? podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
BE the flame podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
June 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
BE the flame podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
6 tog or gorse? You decide. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
June 4, 2025 at 6:41 AM
6 tog or gorse? You decide. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Last beans of spring: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
April 16, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Last beans of spring: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Roll up, roll up! Tickets on general sale right here right now for the @threebeansaladpod.bsky.social live tour. Shaping up to be like an Eras type thing but a little pared down. littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-...
April 4, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Roll up, roll up! Tickets on general sale right here right now for the @threebeansaladpod.bsky.social live tour. Shaping up to be like an Eras type thing but a little pared down. littlewander.co.uk/tours/three-...