Mike
@mikewilk.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️safe space. He/Him
Cat Dad to a British Blue. Horror lover. 90’s Girlband lover.
Cat Dad to a British Blue. Horror lover. 90’s Girlband lover.
Tree went up today. Cat turned into a bigger dick…
December 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Tree went up today. Cat turned into a bigger dick…
The morning after the night before. Bloody brilliant night!!
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 AM
The morning after the night before. Bloody brilliant night!!
Am in London for some swanky awards do this evening. Black tie event ant the Natural History Museum.
Been telling myself to behave all day and well… I’m in the mood for a few.
Chin chin all 🥂🥂
Been telling myself to behave all day and well… I’m in the mood for a few.
Chin chin all 🥂🥂
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Am in London for some swanky awards do this evening. Black tie event ant the Natural History Museum.
Been telling myself to behave all day and well… I’m in the mood for a few.
Chin chin all 🥂🥂
Been telling myself to behave all day and well… I’m in the mood for a few.
Chin chin all 🥂🥂
I honestly have never felt more alone than I do right now. My partner is ebbing further and further away.
Arguments are more frequent… when’s it time to call it a day. I don’t want to. But I just can’t with the mood swings.
13 years feels like it’s been for nothing
Arguments are more frequent… when’s it time to call it a day. I don’t want to. But I just can’t with the mood swings.
13 years feels like it’s been for nothing
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I honestly have never felt more alone than I do right now. My partner is ebbing further and further away.
Arguments are more frequent… when’s it time to call it a day. I don’t want to. But I just can’t with the mood swings.
13 years feels like it’s been for nothing
Arguments are more frequent… when’s it time to call it a day. I don’t want to. But I just can’t with the mood swings.
13 years feels like it’s been for nothing
This is massive!!!
Can’t wait to start this one 😬
Can’t wait to start this one 😬
October 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
This is massive!!!
Can’t wait to start this one 😬
Can’t wait to start this one 😬
A lie in they say.
The clocks have gone back!
Noooo.. not in this house!
The cat has decided as there’s no movement a dirty protest shall be staged!
Tactical vomit.. bitch!
Happy winter etc….
The clocks have gone back!
Noooo.. not in this house!
The cat has decided as there’s no movement a dirty protest shall be staged!
Tactical vomit.. bitch!
Happy winter etc….
October 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
A lie in they say.
The clocks have gone back!
Noooo.. not in this house!
The cat has decided as there’s no movement a dirty protest shall be staged!
Tactical vomit.. bitch!
Happy winter etc….
The clocks have gone back!
Noooo.. not in this house!
The cat has decided as there’s no movement a dirty protest shall be staged!
Tactical vomit.. bitch!
Happy winter etc….
I absolutely cannot wait until this arrives!! It will keep me busy til Christmas 🤣
Worth every geeky penny imo!
Worth every geeky penny imo!
October 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I absolutely cannot wait until this arrives!! It will keep me busy til Christmas 🤣
Worth every geeky penny imo!
Worth every geeky penny imo!
Catching up on Celebrity Traitors.
Celia farting will be forever Iconic 😂
Celia farting will be forever Iconic 😂
October 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Catching up on Celebrity Traitors.
Celia farting will be forever Iconic 😂
Celia farting will be forever Iconic 😂
Me for the next week…. It never ends!
Not the cocktails I want. But they are the ones I get 💥🔫
Not the cocktails I want. But they are the ones I get 💥🔫
September 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Me for the next week…. It never ends!
Not the cocktails I want. But they are the ones I get 💥🔫
Not the cocktails I want. But they are the ones I get 💥🔫
New glasses look a lot darker than they are. But I love em 🤓
July 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
New glasses look a lot darker than they are. But I love em 🤓
When the numbness wears off following a Wisdom tooth extraction….
R1 of 2. I can’t believe how much money I’ve just paid to be ruffed up by a smiling assassin!
Fk me I’m sore
R1 of 2. I can’t believe how much money I’ve just paid to be ruffed up by a smiling assassin!
Fk me I’m sore
July 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
When the numbness wears off following a Wisdom tooth extraction….
R1 of 2. I can’t believe how much money I’ve just paid to be ruffed up by a smiling assassin!
Fk me I’m sore
R1 of 2. I can’t believe how much money I’ve just paid to be ruffed up by a smiling assassin!
Fk me I’m sore
Well today’s a right barrel of laughs..
Partner has taken themselves to sulk upstairs. Why? You may ask..
Because of a fucking doorbell..
Reader, pray for me as he may yet not make it through the day!
Partner has taken themselves to sulk upstairs. Why? You may ask..
Because of a fucking doorbell..
Reader, pray for me as he may yet not make it through the day!
July 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Well today’s a right barrel of laughs..
Partner has taken themselves to sulk upstairs. Why? You may ask..
Because of a fucking doorbell..
Reader, pray for me as he may yet not make it through the day!
Partner has taken themselves to sulk upstairs. Why? You may ask..
Because of a fucking doorbell..
Reader, pray for me as he may yet not make it through the day!
New specs ordered today. Absolutely LOVE them!
Was after a clear pair, but these won by a long way 👓
Was after a clear pair, but these won by a long way 👓
July 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
New specs ordered today. Absolutely LOVE them!
Was after a clear pair, but these won by a long way 👓
Was after a clear pair, but these won by a long way 👓
Obsessed!! ❤️ open.spotify.com/track/3SOc3x...
Only Dancer
Louise · Confessions (Deluxe Edition) · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
May 31, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Obsessed!! ❤️ open.spotify.com/track/3SOc3x...
We nearly had a situation..
April 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
We nearly had a situation..
Also.. have added to my Hosta collection 💚 🪴
April 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Also.. have added to my Hosta collection 💚 🪴
Been shopping again for the garden. We now have a new wall hanging with what will be a cascading plant..
Fills an empty space and I think looks rather cute.
Fills an empty space and I think looks rather cute.
April 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Been shopping again for the garden. We now have a new wall hanging with what will be a cascading plant..
Fills an empty space and I think looks rather cute.
Fills an empty space and I think looks rather cute.
Back in a medium shirt!
The mission continues, but very, very happy with that!
The mission continues, but very, very happy with that!
April 26, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Back in a medium shirt!
The mission continues, but very, very happy with that!
The mission continues, but very, very happy with that!
I’m an electrician now ⚡️🎇
The old one was vile. And as the paining is now done, it finishes off rather nicely I think.
The old one was vile. And as the paining is now done, it finishes off rather nicely I think.
April 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I’m an electrician now ⚡️🎇
The old one was vile. And as the paining is now done, it finishes off rather nicely I think.
The old one was vile. And as the paining is now done, it finishes off rather nicely I think.
Done.
Looks darker than it actually is.
I now remember how much I hate decorating. But the woodwork needs a new coat now too.
Saddest of times!
Looks darker than it actually is.
I now remember how much I hate decorating. But the woodwork needs a new coat now too.
Saddest of times!
April 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Done.
Looks darker than it actually is.
I now remember how much I hate decorating. But the woodwork needs a new coat now too.
Saddest of times!
Looks darker than it actually is.
I now remember how much I hate decorating. But the woodwork needs a new coat now too.
Saddest of times!
Been in the house we bought for three years.. today’s the day I tackle the painting of the bathroom..
Bored of white.. but going to stay neutral.
Bored of white.. but going to stay neutral.
April 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Been in the house we bought for three years.. today’s the day I tackle the painting of the bathroom..
Bored of white.. but going to stay neutral.
Bored of white.. but going to stay neutral.
Been watching loads of gang style series. This City is Ours. Kin. Mobland. All very good I may add.
However, nothing prepared me for the violence in Gangs of London… like seriously gasping at how graphic it is 😂
What a series!
However, nothing prepared me for the violence in Gangs of London… like seriously gasping at how graphic it is 😂
What a series!
April 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Been watching loads of gang style series. This City is Ours. Kin. Mobland. All very good I may add.
However, nothing prepared me for the violence in Gangs of London… like seriously gasping at how graphic it is 😂
What a series!
However, nothing prepared me for the violence in Gangs of London… like seriously gasping at how graphic it is 😂
What a series!
Fk it.. booked next week off works as well.
Means I’m going back to a 4 day week when I do return. But stuff going back next week!
Means I’m going back to a 4 day week when I do return. But stuff going back next week!
April 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Fk it.. booked next week off works as well.
Means I’m going back to a 4 day week when I do return. But stuff going back next week!
Means I’m going back to a 4 day week when I do return. But stuff going back next week!
Being asked if I want half of MY Easter egg, so my partner can have the other half..
Is very definitely not the one!
Cheeky twat 😂
Is very definitely not the one!
Cheeky twat 😂
April 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Being asked if I want half of MY Easter egg, so my partner can have the other half..
Is very definitely not the one!
Cheeky twat 😂
Is very definitely not the one!
Cheeky twat 😂