Found the perfect Christmas gift for the Vikings fan in your life:

Chicago: Where going 15-36 in 3 years & never finishing better than 3rd in your division gets you a contract extension.

#TheBearsStillSuck

BREAKING: Milwaukee Bucks star Giannis Antetokounmpo is totally cool with the team’s decision to waive Damian Lillard, league sources tell me.

The 2-time MVP also helped recruit Myles Turner to Milwaukee, league sources tell me.

Got home from Minneapolis & the kids wanted to watch The Wizard of Oz. We're a big #Wicked house, so they obviously needed to see the original! #FamilyFirst

New neighborhood poker season kicked off last night. (Finished 2nd in 2024)

Made it to final/heads up with about 45% of the total chips. Had K9 & called his all in. He hit a 10. Of course.

Ah well...that's poker. +$20

I don't get why so many people disliked #Joker2.

I thought it was VERY good. #JokerFolieaDeux

Me at the end:

Thi$ ba$ketball game matter$ to NBA player$. E$pecially one$ below the blue line who ju$t made $500K each.

Wanna fix the #NBAAllStarGame?

Rosters & scoring format changes don't matter.

Give the winning team $15 million. They'll play hard. #EmiratesNBACup #FearTheDeer

The most "Chicago Bears" red zone trip ever.

#TheBearsStillSuck

Jordan Alexander Love 1st half: 12/13 142 yds TD.

Since the Chicago Bears fired Lovie Smith, their last four head coaches are a combined 75-115. #TheBearsStillSuck

Me when I hear Tom Brady talk about Charles Woodson's greatness:

UPDATE: Since joining the Jets, Aaron Rodgers has gotten the:

- Head Coach fired.
- Offensive Coordinator fired.
- General Manager fired.

Also: The Jets will have a top 5 pick and he now sucks at playing football.