Mike Wehner
@mikewehner.bsky.social
Journo-ish, editor & PR fella
Wannabe photographer
Zookeeper 🐶🐶😺😺🐸🐸🐸🐸🐟
Wannabe photographer
Zookeeper 🐶🐶😺😺🐸🐸🐸🐸🐟
Pinned
I'm sure we'll get flags at half staff for Jane Goodall right?
Right??
Right??
October 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I'm sure we'll get flags at half staff for Jane Goodall right?
Right??
Right??
i know it smell crazy in there
September 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
i know it smell crazy in there
yo someone try the baby flavored ones and let me know how they are
September 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
yo someone try the baby flavored ones and let me know how they are
very important Mindy update
September 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
very important Mindy update
I built a bird house from scrap wood! Always wanted to do this. Very satisfying.
March 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I built a bird house from scrap wood! Always wanted to do this. Very satisfying.
Wake up
"Did it happen yet?"
Check CNN on phone
"Nope."
Oh well, maybe tomorrow.
"Did it happen yet?"
Check CNN on phone
"Nope."
Oh well, maybe tomorrow.
February 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Wake up
"Did it happen yet?"
Check CNN on phone
"Nope."
Oh well, maybe tomorrow.
"Did it happen yet?"
Check CNN on phone
"Nope."
Oh well, maybe tomorrow.
Two cosmic crisp apples from two different stores.
February 16, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Two cosmic crisp apples from two different stores.
If someone performs a song at the Super Bowl about how much they hate you I think you have to leave the country forever.
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If someone performs a song at the Super Bowl about how much they hate you I think you have to leave the country forever.
That tubi ad was unsettling
February 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
That tubi ad was unsettling
All time halftime show and I’ve seen so many
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
All time halftime show and I’ve seen so many
“Say Drake, I hear you like em young“ on the Super Bowl. There has never been a beef won so handily. Love Kendrick.
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
“Say Drake, I hear you like em young“ on the Super Bowl. There has never been a beef won so handily. Love Kendrick.
eBay updated my selling limits from 500 items / $20,000 per month to... get this:
1,000,000 items and $5,000,000.
I appreciate your confidence in me, eBay, but I assure you it is misplaced. I sell old video games and broken laptops.
1,000,000 items and $5,000,000.
I appreciate your confidence in me, eBay, but I assure you it is misplaced. I sell old video games and broken laptops.
January 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
eBay updated my selling limits from 500 items / $20,000 per month to... get this:
1,000,000 items and $5,000,000.
I appreciate your confidence in me, eBay, but I assure you it is misplaced. I sell old video games and broken laptops.
1,000,000 items and $5,000,000.
I appreciate your confidence in me, eBay, but I assure you it is misplaced. I sell old video games and broken laptops.
Still managed to get my 3.5 miles in to start the day. It's the little victories sometimes, ya know?
January 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Still managed to get my 3.5 miles in to start the day. It's the little victories sometimes, ya know?
if anyone needs me i'll be cryogenically frozen
January 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
if anyone needs me i'll be cryogenically frozen
The Republican Party singlehandedly keeps cuck porn relevant on Pornhub.
January 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The Republican Party singlehandedly keeps cuck porn relevant on Pornhub.
Honestly my only motivation to "get rich" is to have a personal chef who will keep me from making bad decisions on doordash.
January 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Honestly my only motivation to "get rich" is to have a personal chef who will keep me from making bad decisions on doordash.
Dear Matthew McConaughey,
The of times AI would have improved my dinner reservations is zero.
Sincerely,
Anyone who isn’t famous
The of times AI would have improved my dinner reservations is zero.
Sincerely,
Anyone who isn’t famous
January 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Dear Matthew McConaughey,
The of times AI would have improved my dinner reservations is zero.
Sincerely,
Anyone who isn’t famous
The of times AI would have improved my dinner reservations is zero.
Sincerely,
Anyone who isn’t famous
Kinda bummed out that Bluesky can’t seem to stop the flood of porn bots.
January 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Kinda bummed out that Bluesky can’t seem to stop the flood of porn bots.
I love how we've come full circle from the first days of TurboTax.
2005: Screw accountants, do your own taxes!
2015: Do your taxes and our accountants will help if you have trouble!
2025: Screw doing your own taxes, just hire one of our accountants!
2005: Screw accountants, do your own taxes!
2015: Do your taxes and our accountants will help if you have trouble!
2025: Screw doing your own taxes, just hire one of our accountants!
January 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I love how we've come full circle from the first days of TurboTax.
2005: Screw accountants, do your own taxes!
2015: Do your taxes and our accountants will help if you have trouble!
2025: Screw doing your own taxes, just hire one of our accountants!
2005: Screw accountants, do your own taxes!
2015: Do your taxes and our accountants will help if you have trouble!
2025: Screw doing your own taxes, just hire one of our accountants!
the porn bots on bluesky are out of control right now what is happening lol
January 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
the porn bots on bluesky are out of control right now what is happening lol
honestly who gives a shit?
they could release a report that says Trump eats kidnapped newborns for dinner and half the country would argue that baby meat is good for your cholesterol
they could release a report that says Trump eats kidnapped newborns for dinner and half the country would argue that baby meat is good for your cholesterol
Trump still has a couple of paths to try to block this — that he’s likely to lose.
Let’s see if he takes them in an attempt to delay.
Let’s see if he takes them in an attempt to delay.
Breaking:
WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge clears the way for release of special counsel Jack Smith's report on Trump's 2020 election interference case.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge clears the way for release of special counsel Jack Smith's report on Trump's 2020 election interference case.
January 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
honestly who gives a shit?
they could release a report that says Trump eats kidnapped newborns for dinner and half the country would argue that baby meat is good for your cholesterol
they could release a report that says Trump eats kidnapped newborns for dinner and half the country would argue that baby meat is good for your cholesterol
they have a hiking trail named climate change?
January 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
they have a hiking trail named climate change?
I swear around children. Exclusively.
January 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I swear around children. Exclusively.
When you really, really need one.
January 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
When you really, really need one.