Mike “Weasel”
@mikeweasel.bsky.social
“‘Weasel’ is a funny word. You can improve the humor value of almost any situation by injecting a weasel into it.” - Dave Barry
💙 Trump/Musk for Prison
💙 Trump/Musk for Prison
Setting himself up to be a martyr?
March 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Setting himself up to be a martyr?
Would you believe…?
March 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Would you believe…?
Trump is a luh-hoooo-sa-herrrr!
March 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Trump is a luh-hoooo-sa-herrrr!
We need a female version of that Austin Powers scene.
March 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
We need a female version of that Austin Powers scene.
It’s the Frogfather!
March 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It’s the Frogfather!
He’s totally into it too.
March 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
He’s totally into it too.
A lot of Americans have forgotten that you have to stop first, look to make sure it is safe to proceed first, and *then* go. Especially in Florida, where turn signals are regarded as a sign of weakness.
March 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A lot of Americans have forgotten that you have to stop first, look to make sure it is safe to proceed first, and *then* go. Especially in Florida, where turn signals are regarded as a sign of weakness.
Two men. Now he’s got help.
March 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Two men. Now he’s got help.
Dang I missed World Frog Day! Lovely illustrations though!
March 21, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Dang I missed World Frog Day! Lovely illustrations though!
Also maybe a law that’s says if someone is convicted of a crime, there actually has to be some kind of punishment like jail time or even a fine.
March 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Also maybe a law that’s says if someone is convicted of a crime, there actually has to be some kind of punishment like jail time or even a fine.
Probably next on their list to ban from schools.
March 20, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Probably next on their list to ban from schools.
I probably shouldn’t have gotten the chunky style. *passes out from trying to suck a potato chunk up a straw*
March 20, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I probably shouldn’t have gotten the chunky style. *passes out from trying to suck a potato chunk up a straw*
Fuck that guy *eats a bowl of soup through a straw in public with legs crossed*
March 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Fuck that guy *eats a bowl of soup through a straw in public with legs crossed*
This is probably why his teen squad is looting America for him.
March 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
This is probably why his teen squad is looting America for him.
Or their votes just weren’t counted
March 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Or their votes just weren’t counted
So these images must be about two weeks apart, right?
March 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
So these images must be about two weeks apart, right?
Whoever wrote that article was blowing Elon at the same time.
March 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Whoever wrote that article was blowing Elon at the same time.
I’m reading this in Gemma/Ms. Casey’s voice.
March 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I’m reading this in Gemma/Ms. Casey’s voice.
Needs to get under $100
March 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Needs to get under $100