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Now it’s just another front in the War on Christmas. Sad, really

Yeah… He doesn’t get it. Perhaps purposely so?
A cynical man might point out that Mark’s CostPlus can make a hell of a lot more money as the “better” company in a broken US healthcare system than it could in a healthy system.

No one who Gish gallops as hard as you have today wants to “learn more”

I used to watch YouTube videos every day, often for several hours. Now it’s become so shitty I can barely stand it for twenty minutes at a time.

So I guess thank you, YouTube. You suck so much that you’ve given me my life back.

Senseless cruelty.

It’s definitely a deeper level of insult to depict them in this context when they’re costing so many actual hard-working people their jobs.

“Can I make a video where Buzz Lightyear fights the pirates from Treasure Planet?”

“Yes, but only the shittiest and most soulless version of that.”

Not trying to be rude, but your experience is so far removed from that of an average person that you might as well be a space alien. I’m not taking a space alien’s opinion on human healthcare seriously. Cuz it’s not a serious opinion.

When was the last time you worried about a medical expense draining all the wealth you’ve earned in your entire life? I’d guess the answer is “never,” because no expense ever could. I’ve always had private insurance, and my answer is “frequently.” Because it doesn’t take much to bankrupt us littles.

Wow, hard to imagine a world where rich people have access to the most expensive doctors and hospitals while the average person doesn't. Let's hope that Americans never have to worry about that happening.

No. Also, fuck off.