Michael Morrison
@mikevorpal.bsky.social
I’m in my office listening to #TheLadyInRed this morning, like a true #AmericanPsycho… It might be a weird day🫣
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I’m in my office listening to #TheLadyInRed this morning, like a true #AmericanPsycho… It might be a weird day🫣
I’ve had low expectations for the upcoming Superman movie… I didn’t think that was an unreasonable stance. I saw the trailer today and my stance was not only unreasonable, it was insane and dead wrong. @jamesgunn.bsky.social you wonderful, crazy, brilliant human! Thank you for doing it right!
December 19, 2024 at 11:33 PM
I’ve had low expectations for the upcoming Superman movie… I didn’t think that was an unreasonable stance. I saw the trailer today and my stance was not only unreasonable, it was insane and dead wrong. @jamesgunn.bsky.social you wonderful, crazy, brilliant human! Thank you for doing it right!
I was REALLY into this show as kid and this one was my favorite. My b-day is in October, and I got some of the good guys. I was so stoked to get this guy about 2 months(a decade in “kid-time”) later. I remember that was a particularly good year for gifts!
December 6, 2024 at 12:03 AM
I was REALLY into this show as kid and this one was my favorite. My b-day is in October, and I got some of the good guys. I was so stoked to get this guy about 2 months(a decade in “kid-time”) later. I remember that was a particularly good year for gifts!
If you see this, post a monster
November 18, 2024 at 7:24 PM
If you see this, post a monster
Don’t remember where I found this, but the thing is… well it’s THIS👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
November 7, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Don’t remember where I found this, but the thing is… well it’s THIS👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
Happy Halloween everybody! Have fun this weekend, stay safe, and always remember…
October 31, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Happy Halloween everybody! Have fun this weekend, stay safe, and always remember…
This might be my favorite one…
October 11, 2024 at 1:15 AM
This might be my favorite one…
I’m getting the feeling that sci-fi franchise robutts are like Highlanders… “There can be only one”
October 8, 2024 at 5:09 PM
I’m getting the feeling that sci-fi franchise robutts are like Highlanders… “There can be only one”
This is at least the third “sane washing” article that I have seen from you guys-TODAY. I’m not really sure what to do with you. I have a bidet, so I just don’t see how you’re useful…
October 2, 2024 at 9:14 PM
This is at least the third “sane washing” article that I have seen from you guys-TODAY. I’m not really sure what to do with you. I have a bidet, so I just don’t see how you’re useful…
For those who will be celebrating #Halloween in Oregon, I’m playing a pretty spectacular set on the 10/26/24! #livemusic
October 1, 2024 at 8:25 PM
For those who will be celebrating #Halloween in Oregon, I’m playing a pretty spectacular set on the 10/26/24! #livemusic
If you see this, post a ghost
September 28, 2024 at 2:39 AM
If you see this, post a ghost
What I imagine asMusk’s closest advisors and confidants…
September 18, 2024 at 5:52 PM
What I imagine asMusk’s closest advisors and confidants…
I’m told sweat bands are really great for water retention!
September 8, 2024 at 8:36 PM
I’m told sweat bands are really great for water retention!
For a couple weeks my social media presence has been pretty low. I assure you all there is a good reason! Won this on ebay about the same time I dropped off the face of the earth. The better I get at it, the prettier it sounds!🤘🏻 #lapsteel #indierock
November 25, 2023 at 10:52 PM
For a couple weeks my social media presence has been pretty low. I assure you all there is a good reason! Won this on ebay about the same time I dropped off the face of the earth. The better I get at it, the prettier it sounds!🤘🏻 #lapsteel #indierock
To be fair, @bleary.bsky.social is right… that was a solid year for music🤘🏻
November 10, 2023 at 2:00 AM
To be fair, @bleary.bsky.social is right… that was a solid year for music🤘🏻
Came home only to discover that I’m probably an android and all of my memories may have been implanted…
November 4, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Came home only to discover that I’m probably an android and all of my memories may have been implanted…
Happy Halloween!!!
November 1, 2023 at 2:22 AM
Happy Halloween!!!
Fuck! Am I doing this right?
October 17, 2023 at 11:21 PM
Fuck! Am I doing this right?
Heading back over to Twitter real quick to grab a new black light at Spencer’s Gifts…
October 5, 2023 at 4:09 PM
Heading back over to Twitter real quick to grab a new black light at Spencer’s Gifts…
Good to know these jabronis are out there giving everyone ocular patdowns…
September 27, 2023 at 9:32 PM
Good to know these jabronis are out there giving everyone ocular patdowns…
#RollingStone and #Spin have not been relevant for decades. #Wired is another useless rag desperately trying to be cool…
September 20, 2023 at 9:16 PM
#RollingStone and #Spin have not been relevant for decades. #Wired is another useless rag desperately trying to be cool…