Mike E.
@mikevegas.bsky.social
Pianist, musicologist, teacher, surfer, writer and Vegas Snob.
So holy shit. You hear about things like this but you never think it actually happens. 🧵
April 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
So holy shit. You hear about things like this but you never think it actually happens. 🧵
Lovely day to go to Vegas.
April 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Lovely day to go to Vegas.
Fontainebleau using “Heaven or Las Vegas” in their ads like I needed more reasons to love them.
April 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Fontainebleau using “Heaven or Las Vegas” in their ads like I needed more reasons to love them.
It sucks how I'm trying to limit myself to two drinks on weekend nights but the real fun starts on drink three.
March 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It sucks how I'm trying to limit myself to two drinks on weekend nights but the real fun starts on drink three.
This is like worse than when iOS users accidentally invite an android into the group chat.
March 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This is like worse than when iOS users accidentally invite an android into the group chat.
We always give The Simpsons credit for predicting the future but what about Southpark the movie where we went to war with Canada?
March 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
We always give The Simpsons credit for predicting the future but what about Southpark the movie where we went to war with Canada?
Chiefs? More like Queefs.
February 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Chiefs? More like Queefs.
Literally every Uber.
January 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Literally every Uber.
Okay we're not going to talk about how Barron Trump gave the Hulk Hogan "I CAN'T HEAR YOU" salute?
January 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Okay we're not going to talk about how Barron Trump gave the Hulk Hogan "I CAN'T HEAR YOU" salute?
In memory of Jimmy Carter, I vow to shake the hand of every passenger of every flight I go on from now on.
December 30, 2024 at 10:31 PM
In memory of Jimmy Carter, I vow to shake the hand of every passenger of every flight I go on from now on.
Having a couple days off after taking four days off is really great.
December 24, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Having a couple days off after taking four days off is really great.
Literally me this weekend trying to achieve Royal at Fontainebleau.
(I was successful.)
(I was successful.)
December 24, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Literally me this weekend trying to achieve Royal at Fontainebleau.
(I was successful.)
(I was successful.)
Does anyone actually play roulette for more than 10 minutes?
December 21, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Does anyone actually play roulette for more than 10 minutes?
. @fblasvegas.bsky.social is juuust getting busy enough to have lines everywhere. Please make a Royal only line cuz I’m about to hit that shit. #suckitmatchedplayersabouttolosestatus
December 21, 2024 at 2:52 AM
. @fblasvegas.bsky.social is juuust getting busy enough to have lines everywhere. Please make a Royal only line cuz I’m about to hit that shit. #suckitmatchedplayersabouttolosestatus
This’ll be my first stay at Fontainebleau without going to Poodle Room. Prayers appreciated.
December 17, 2024 at 11:46 PM
This’ll be my first stay at Fontainebleau without going to Poodle Room. Prayers appreciated.
I got one thing done on my to-do list and now I'm looking to get drunk.
December 16, 2024 at 4:10 AM
I got one thing done on my to-do list and now I'm looking to get drunk.
As if UFC weren’t bad enough, how did we as a society allow Power Slap to happen?
December 7, 2024 at 9:48 PM
As if UFC weren’t bad enough, how did we as a society allow Power Slap to happen?
That time of the year y’all reveal how shitty your taste in music is.
December 5, 2024 at 3:47 AM
That time of the year y’all reveal how shitty your taste in music is.
I spent Thanksgiving alone in a bar in Mexico…
It was fucking awesome.
It was fucking awesome.
December 3, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I spent Thanksgiving alone in a bar in Mexico…
It was fucking awesome.
It was fucking awesome.
Y’all can’t even name a Chuck Woolery 3-way.
November 24, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Y’all can’t even name a Chuck Woolery 3-way.
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Oh sorry, wrong microblogging platform.
Oh sorry, wrong microblogging platform.
November 17, 2024 at 8:53 AM
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Oh sorry, wrong microblogging platform.
Oh sorry, wrong microblogging platform.
Whoa this is just like Threads except with far fewer late-20-somethings who feel they need to share their secrets-to-success listicles because they just broke $100k/year.
November 17, 2024 at 8:49 AM
Whoa this is just like Threads except with far fewer late-20-somethings who feel they need to share their secrets-to-success listicles because they just broke $100k/year.