MikeTZ
miketz.bsky.social
MikeTZ
@miketz.bsky.social
I am nobody. I'm here to help.
“That’s Biden’s fault”
March 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
*cough* “Well regulated militia” */cough*
February 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
My Gortex boots, drizabone, GPS, oilskin pack, etc. says otherwise.
February 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
To be fair, it is the best of the Star Wars spin-offs.
February 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It would have about as much long-term success as halving the population.
Resources would be quickly exhausted, populations would quickly rebound.
February 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hang on, didn’t they already make a deal in 2014?
February 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
A is always a good option.
B - not so much
D - hey, what happened to C?
C - oh, here it is.
E - none of the above.
6 - stay in bed.
February 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"Firing every employee without a required payout"
February 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The replacement toner will contain more ink than the one that comes with the printer.
February 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My wife works for them, I really enjoyed hew WFH stint.
February 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
They also threw in Ukraine by the looks.
February 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Wow, that sounds like a big number.
Is that like 13,000 times more than in the olden times?
February 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Just send in a sea baby to finish it off.
February 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
“Sorry, above my pay grade, best you write a letter to your local senator”.
February 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I think there is a translation error - I believe the correct translation is “By 2043, 80% of cars won’t be driven due to there being no fuel refineries left”.
February 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I have being saying that exact phrase whenever the topic comes up.
Over 300k children, including 11 year olds have been married since 2000, the majority of them to older people.
Mostly in the Bible Belt.
January 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM