Mike Ozbun
@miketheknife007.bsky.social
Blue dot in a red state. Here we go again.
We can do so much better than this. This
world we live in is counting on us.
We can do so much better than this. This
world we live in is counting on us.
I saw her on Bill Maher
and she definitely looked
like she had a personality
makeover. Much more polished
and prepared. Hopefully
she gets a taste of her own boos.
and she definitely looked
like she had a personality
makeover. Much more polished
and prepared. Hopefully
she gets a taste of her own boos.
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I saw her on Bill Maher
and she definitely looked
like she had a personality
makeover. Much more polished
and prepared. Hopefully
she gets a taste of her own boos.
and she definitely looked
like she had a personality
makeover. Much more polished
and prepared. Hopefully
she gets a taste of her own boos.
How yah doin' buddy.
Not to good, huh. BYE!!
Not to good, huh. BYE!!
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
How yah doin' buddy.
Not to good, huh. BYE!!
Not to good, huh. BYE!!
Looks like a Dexter villain.
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Looks like a Dexter villain.
Trump: "THERE'S YOUR GOD DAMNED BALLROOM!!
AND YOUR HEAL CARE AND YOUR SNAP!!
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!"
*to self* "may the Golden Calf
have mercy on what passes for my soul"
AND YOUR HEAL CARE AND YOUR SNAP!!
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!"
*to self* "may the Golden Calf
have mercy on what passes for my soul"
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Trump: "THERE'S YOUR GOD DAMNED BALLROOM!!
AND YOUR HEAL CARE AND YOUR SNAP!!
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!"
*to self* "may the Golden Calf
have mercy on what passes for my soul"
AND YOUR HEAL CARE AND YOUR SNAP!!
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!"
*to self* "may the Golden Calf
have mercy on what passes for my soul"
ATTENTION MAGA & TRUMP:
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
ATTENTION MAGA & TRUMP:
I think any health plan these
two came up with would be
spurious at best.
spu·ri·ous
/ˈspyo͝orēəs/
adjective
1.
not being what it purports to be; false or fake.
I looked it up!!
two came up with would be
spurious at best.
spu·ri·ous
/ˈspyo͝orēəs/
adjective
1.
not being what it purports to be; false or fake.
I looked it up!!
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I think any health plan these
two came up with would be
spurious at best.
spu·ri·ous
/ˈspyo͝orēəs/
adjective
1.
not being what it purports to be; false or fake.
I looked it up!!
two came up with would be
spurious at best.
spu·ri·ous
/ˈspyo͝orēəs/
adjective
1.
not being what it purports to be; false or fake.
I looked it up!!
Guess which movie I just watched.
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Guess which movie I just watched.
Who's Sleepy now?
November 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Who's Sleepy now?
BREAKING:
Trump awakened to the
sound of children starving.
Trump awakened to the
sound of children starving.
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
BREAKING:
Trump awakened to the
sound of children starving.
Trump awakened to the
sound of children starving.
STARVE THEM TRUMP!!!
I COMMAND YOU!!! OBEY
ME, MY WILLING THRALL!!!
I COMMAND YOU!!! OBEY
ME, MY WILLING THRALL!!!
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
STARVE THEM TRUMP!!!
I COMMAND YOU!!! OBEY
ME, MY WILLING THRALL!!!
I COMMAND YOU!!! OBEY
ME, MY WILLING THRALL!!!
PEOPLE ARE SAYING... I
AM RIGHT AND TRULY
FUCKED!!
AM RIGHT AND TRULY
FUCKED!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
PEOPLE ARE SAYING... I
AM RIGHT AND TRULY
FUCKED!!
AM RIGHT AND TRULY
FUCKED!!
Quickly! To the pianory!
🎵Katherine Bigelow is
a genius.
In suspense she did
leave us.🎵
🎵Katherine Bigelow is
a genius.
In suspense she did
leave us.🎵
October 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Quickly! To the pianory!
🎵Katherine Bigelow is
a genius.
In suspense she did
leave us.🎵
🎵Katherine Bigelow is
a genius.
In suspense she did
leave us.🎵
Did someone say lie?
I speak that language.
FLUENTLY!!
I speak that language.
FLUENTLY!!
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Did someone say lie?
I speak that language.
FLUENTLY!!
I speak that language.
FLUENTLY!!
GO! TO! SLEEP! TRUMP!
GOD DAMN IT!
GOD DAMN IT!
October 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
GO! TO! SLEEP! TRUMP!
GOD DAMN IT!
GOD DAMN IT!
Marco: "They caught me mid eye roll on this one."
October 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Marco: "They caught me mid eye roll on this one."
Another Bunker Boy.
Now there's two.
One full of pee pee.
One full of poo.
Now there's two.
One full of pee pee.
One full of poo.
October 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Another Bunker Boy.
Now there's two.
One full of pee pee.
One full of poo.
Now there's two.
One full of pee pee.
One full of poo.
Drunk with power?
He's SHITFACED!!
He's SHITFACED!!
October 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Drunk with power?
He's SHITFACED!!
He's SHITFACED!!
Windows are like a TV set
for a dog.
for a dog.
October 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Windows are like a TV set
for a dog.
for a dog.
