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Mike Thane
@mikethane.bsky.social
Mike Thane, best fuckin' detective this end o' switchblade city
//not affiliated with new blood or the fallen aces devs
Drive: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1lV3gdzSHVnwv8uQjX6ywpBhFdGE9R2Zm?usp=drive_link (sucks bc it's my first Drive, be nice)
December 31, 2024 at 6:02 PM
[open interaction]
jeez, could this train ride take any longer?
feels like it's taken an eternity already.......
(ignore the thought bubble i needed something funny to put in the box)
December 24, 2024 at 1:43 PM
i was shot a couple days ago and was revived by a goddamn defibrilator
i wouldn't be surprised if i got a phone call about a case of Mario trying to disembowel Sonic in taras nabad
December 18, 2024 at 5:38 PM
stolen, but modified JUST SLIGHTLY
December 18, 2024 at 5:37 PM
hello, i'd like to file a complaint
please explain to me why you are on a holographic screen in my apartment
this is a 1950s city
the most modern tech you should be using to stare at me is a projector
thank you for your time
December 18, 2024 at 5:08 PM
ah, here's my chance
WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?
HOW CAN YOUR DEFIBRILATORS HEAL SHOTGUN WOUNDS?
HOW CAN YOU DO ALL THIS SHIT!?
December 18, 2024 at 5:05 PM
December 18, 2024 at 5:02 PM
please get off....
........ormaybedontidontknowokaythisisalottohandlerightnow
December 17, 2024 at 11:46 PM
answer the questions, pal.
December 16, 2024 at 12:33 AM
not particularly, nice to see you askin' though
December 16, 2024 at 12:03 AM
...
what if i burn the waiver?
the only way i'm leavin' is dead, we both know that
so i just burn this waiver, and i get the same outcome, but you don't get what you want
unless all you want is for me to not have this waiver, in which case i'd just be giving you exactly what you want (+)
December 16, 2024 at 12:02 AM
that's not actually a bad idea
i'll think about it
December 15, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Mike Thane, detective from switchblade city
i er... i solve crimes
that is pretty much it
i'm also trying to take down this guy called glassjaw, because he runs a gang
December 15, 2024 at 11:24 AM
right I uh.... i suppose i'll leave it to you then
December 15, 2024 at 11:14 AM
no, if he claims to be a supervillain, he's a threat to public safety
it doesn't matter how small the crime, it's still a crime, and i don't want it happening!
December 15, 2024 at 11:09 AM
supervillain, eh?
so then what do we do about this evil monstrous figure?
December 15, 2024 at 11:05 AM
i... suppose that would make sense....
what makes you think this is the case?
December 15, 2024 at 11:02 AM
elaborate
December 15, 2024 at 10:59 AM
i mean if you think about it, that counts as a compliment, kinda
December 15, 2024 at 10:56 AM
sorry for the interaction bait, but uh.... bored
December 15, 2024 at 10:29 AM
wake up
I just found out that if you buy a game from steam you legally do not own the game, and only own a license to play the game and they are free to unlist the game, and stop you from playing it
why would they do that
why
what is the purpose
how could a person be so depraved
December 14, 2024 at 12:19 PM
okay, i concede, you did do the joke first....
anyway, take a gander at this sick car!!!
December 13, 2024 at 11:36 PM
damn okay then, tough crowd, jesus!
December 13, 2024 at 11:31 PM
oh boy what a shocker!
December 13, 2024 at 11:29 PM
hey hold on isn't that a crime....?
December 13, 2024 at 11:21 PM