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Michael Strasser
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Now taking myself so seriously that I just manifested a temporal paradox that will induce infinitely reverberating alterations along all timelines across the multiverse. Sorry.
I'm all for action to curb tobacco use, but... it's gonna be a little odd in 3 years when these people are old enough to go fight in a war but prohibited from buying a cigar. And very strange in 25 years when a 41 year-old will be able to buy a pack of smokes but a 40 year-old will not be allowed.
November 27, 2024 at 7:51 AM
A good thing that Canada abides by the ICC and international law, but was anyone anticipating Netanyahu might actually visit Canada anytime soon? Even if he did, he's an Internationally Protected Person. Canada is never going to arrest Netanyahu, so while it's a good stance, it's rather irrelevant.
November 21, 2024 at 10:12 PM
This is an issue of real concern but the easy solution is for people who don't want to be tracked to turn off advertiser ID sharing in phone settings.
November 20, 2024 at 7:11 AM
That all sounds pretty hard, so I'm just gonna do this reply and leave it there. But the rest of y'all, go make magic sweaters and stuff. Cuz Roxi's right: like a good post, life is short.
November 16, 2024 at 11:43 AM
A fine example of how to be the guy from the future and show 'em that it's all gonna be alright. Well, mostly, anyway.
November 16, 2024 at 11:18 AM
Enjoy it while it lasts. :)
November 16, 2024 at 10:22 AM
This sort of thing happened enough times that eventually we had no choice but to do away with the death penalty.
November 16, 2024 at 10:19 AM
It was good while it lasted.
November 16, 2024 at 9:48 AM
Yes, God is here: bsky.app/profile/thet...
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November 15, 2024 at 1:03 PM
In the future, politicians continue putting self interest before public interest. It's almost like people who run for election aren't even in it for altruistic reasons!
November 15, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Someone does this but it just gets recorded as another 'activity' on the AppleWatch. Turns out farting burns more calories than you think!
November 15, 2024 at 12:13 PM
I bet I don't even need to tell you how well this worked out.
November 15, 2024 at 11:51 AM
It is.
November 15, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Unsurprisingly, US health outcomes did not improve under RFK oversight. Also unsurprisingly, log farting failed as the people willing to log their farts turned out to be the same people who were too lazy to log their farts.
November 15, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Ends up being a Supreme Court justice.
November 15, 2024 at 11:27 AM
So is this 😊:
November 15, 2024 at 11:23 AM