DreyfussLugado
@mikesperry.com
just some dude in Central California who does internet tech support
Them's rookie numbers, apparently.
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Them's rookie numbers, apparently.
Similar design to the regular one, but it shows all the different types of diseases, tumors, injuries, etc.
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Similar design to the regular one, but it shows all the different types of diseases, tumors, injuries, etc.
As though family Thanksgiving dinners aren't awkward enough already!
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
As though family Thanksgiving dinners aren't awkward enough already!
He said "Drain the swamp!", but instead brought his own damned swamp.
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
He said "Drain the swamp!", but instead brought his own damned swamp.
and maybe not pick someone wearing platform stripper heels. God my feet are killing me!
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
and maybe not pick someone wearing platform stripper heels. God my feet are killing me!
I'm trying to come up with a thermite-variant of a Turducken...
Thermite wrapped in C4, in turn wrapped in Gelignite
Not sure what you'd call it, but whatever it is, absolutely nothing would be left of your meal after using it.
Thermite wrapped in C4, in turn wrapped in Gelignite
Not sure what you'd call it, but whatever it is, absolutely nothing would be left of your meal after using it.
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I'm trying to come up with a thermite-variant of a Turducken...
Thermite wrapped in C4, in turn wrapped in Gelignite
Not sure what you'd call it, but whatever it is, absolutely nothing would be left of your meal after using it.
Thermite wrapped in C4, in turn wrapped in Gelignite
Not sure what you'd call it, but whatever it is, absolutely nothing would be left of your meal after using it.
Everyone else in New York, on the other hand, would NOT be comfortable with Trump living there.
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Everyone else in New York, on the other hand, would NOT be comfortable with Trump living there.
so dogs have Pareidolia as well as humans.
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
so dogs have Pareidolia as well as humans.
I was just thinking about that earlier today.
There's an old saying, something about eggs and baskets...
There's an old saying, something about eggs and baskets...
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I was just thinking about that earlier today.
There's an old saying, something about eggs and baskets...
There's an old saying, something about eggs and baskets...
Some people would get squicked out about using the same towel for both, but as long as you did a proper job getting clean in the shower, it really doesn't matter.
Same with the sink... as long as it's clean, it doesn't matter.
Same with the sink... as long as it's clean, it doesn't matter.
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Some people would get squicked out about using the same towel for both, but as long as you did a proper job getting clean in the shower, it really doesn't matter.
Same with the sink... as long as it's clean, it doesn't matter.
Same with the sink... as long as it's clean, it doesn't matter.
This is the same water you use to rinse your toothbrush after use... so, yeah the bathroom sink water is fine.
This is kind of like that old Reddit question about using the same towel to dry your face and dry your butt.
This is kind of like that old Reddit question about using the same towel to dry your face and dry your butt.
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is the same water you use to rinse your toothbrush after use... so, yeah the bathroom sink water is fine.
This is kind of like that old Reddit question about using the same towel to dry your face and dry your butt.
This is kind of like that old Reddit question about using the same towel to dry your face and dry your butt.
That's the look of a man who's blown up the toilet, and doesn't care who knows it.
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
That's the look of a man who's blown up the toilet, and doesn't care who knows it.
Any idiots try to kayak down the LA River yet?
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Any idiots try to kayak down the LA River yet?
"What's with all the hats?"
"Oh, it's Mandatory Fun Friday."
"Oh, it's Mandatory Fun Friday."
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"What's with all the hats?"
"Oh, it's Mandatory Fun Friday."
"Oh, it's Mandatory Fun Friday."
Person: "So, in reference to our previous conversation..."
JesusBot: "I have no memory of any previous conversation."
Person: "But I thought Jesus Saves!?"
JesusBot: "I have no memory of any previous conversation."
Person: "But I thought Jesus Saves!?"
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Person: "So, in reference to our previous conversation..."
JesusBot: "I have no memory of any previous conversation."
Person: "But I thought Jesus Saves!?"
JesusBot: "I have no memory of any previous conversation."
Person: "But I thought Jesus Saves!?"
(chef's finger-kiss)
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
(chef's finger-kiss)
After that prompt, I wouldn't be surprised if the AI changed the actor to look like Kristi Noem.
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
After that prompt, I wouldn't be surprised if the AI changed the actor to look like Kristi Noem.
"Fuckity-bye!" (shoots the bad guy)
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
"Fuckity-bye!" (shoots the bad guy)
Well, I'd say they just disqualified themselves as a future employer of you.
If they're going to treat you like that at the interview, imagine how much worse it will be once they've locked you into a job.
If they're going to treat you like that at the interview, imagine how much worse it will be once they've locked you into a job.
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Well, I'd say they just disqualified themselves as a future employer of you.
If they're going to treat you like that at the interview, imagine how much worse it will be once they've locked you into a job.
If they're going to treat you like that at the interview, imagine how much worse it will be once they've locked you into a job.
I wonder how sickness manifests itself in mezzodes.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I wonder how sickness manifests itself in mezzodes.
That fake-tan line... makes him look like he REALLY got way up there in Putin's butthole.
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
That fake-tan line... makes him look like he REALLY got way up there in Putin's butthole.
If your Venn Diagram needs 7 sets, perhaps there is a better method of visualizing your data.
What next? 5-Dimensional Venn Diagrams (you need to live in a higher plane of existence in order to read it)
What next? 5-Dimensional Venn Diagrams (you need to live in a higher plane of existence in order to read it)
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If your Venn Diagram needs 7 sets, perhaps there is a better method of visualizing your data.
What next? 5-Dimensional Venn Diagrams (you need to live in a higher plane of existence in order to read it)
What next? 5-Dimensional Venn Diagrams (you need to live in a higher plane of existence in order to read it)
that first word alone should make GOP heads explode.
November 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
that first word alone should make GOP heads explode.