Mike Smrek
@mikesmrek.bsky.social
He loves a smoke. Enjoys a joke. Why, he’s worth ten times what he earns.
Face and (especially) hat pictured here are not mine.
Apple Watch Stand Goal Award Recipient 2022, 2023, 2025 (pending)
Face and (especially) hat pictured here are not mine.
Apple Watch Stand Goal Award Recipient 2022, 2023, 2025 (pending)
Don’t be haughty with me, good sir, or I shall extricate my dagger from the vertical ceiling and you will have a quarrel on your hands.
February 12, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Don’t be haughty with me, good sir, or I shall extricate my dagger from the vertical ceiling and you will have a quarrel on your hands.
He didn’t even flinch. Such a bad ass.
February 7, 2026 at 6:01 AM
He didn’t even flinch. Such a bad ass.
The Enemy Within? (Holds nose) “P.U.”
James T. Kirk, I Want to Live! Star Trek, 1966
YouTube video by Mr Valentine 3
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February 7, 2026 at 5:55 AM
The Enemy Within? (Holds nose) “P.U.”
Not sure I want him to host an entire show. Let’s see how he does on the Mahna-Mahna sketch and we’ll go from there.
February 7, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Not sure I want him to host an entire show. Let’s see how he does on the Mahna-Mahna sketch and we’ll go from there.
“Please let this Letter…” Does he know it’s not a letter?
January 23, 2026 at 5:08 AM
“Please let this Letter…” Does he know it’s not a letter?
Things we’re just not sure about:
- stay or go
- stay or go
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Things we’re just not sure about:
- stay or go
- stay or go
Wild Flower - The Cult (hmm, maybe not about flowers)
Crimson and Clover - Tommy James (well, I guess it’s only cause it rhymes)
Blue orchid - White Stripes (ok that’s legit)
Crimson and Clover - Tommy James (well, I guess it’s only cause it rhymes)
Blue orchid - White Stripes (ok that’s legit)
January 1, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Wild Flower - The Cult (hmm, maybe not about flowers)
Crimson and Clover - Tommy James (well, I guess it’s only cause it rhymes)
Blue orchid - White Stripes (ok that’s legit)
Crimson and Clover - Tommy James (well, I guess it’s only cause it rhymes)
Blue orchid - White Stripes (ok that’s legit)
Why, that’s just the story of Frosty.
December 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Why, that’s just the story of Frosty.
I draw your attention to this remarkable trainwreck of a segment, which I have never forgotten for some reason:
Fox Chevy Chase Show 1993 Late Night part 2 Corbin Bernsen episode
YouTube video by ChineseLibel
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December 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I draw your attention to this remarkable trainwreck of a segment, which I have never forgotten for some reason:
Yeah, I know that’s not an exact quote from these guys but I’m kinda drunk so yeah.
December 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Yeah, I know that’s not an exact quote from these guys but I’m kinda drunk so yeah.
Whenever I hear someone drunkenly slur the words “You know what? The fucken…” I sit up and pay attention because I know that what follows is going to be gold.
December 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Whenever I hear someone drunkenly slur the words “You know what? The fucken…” I sit up and pay attention because I know that what follows is going to be gold.
If memory serves, the Toronto Bluens won in 1993 as well as 1992.
December 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If memory serves, the Toronto Bluens won in 1993 as well as 1992.
Whether you’re in Texarkana or Half a World Away, you can use your R.E.M. Visa anywhere. Join all the Shiny Happy People earning Buck points with every purchase!
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Whether you’re in Texarkana or Half a World Away, you can use your R.E.M. Visa anywhere. Join all the Shiny Happy People earning Buck points with every purchase!
From an article last December:
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
From an article last December:
That’s why I keep my followers in the double digits. I’m not taking any chances.
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
That’s why I keep my followers in the double digits. I’m not taking any chances.
Doug Ford channeling Groundskeeper Willie.
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Doug Ford channeling Groundskeeper Willie.
Correct! If you don’t think this clip is funny…. Black comedy, sure, but super funny.
Others: Steve Buscemi asking an escort whether she “likes this type of…work” (response: what are you talking about?) The whole scene with Mike in the hotel. Jerry getting pissed scraping the ice off. So many jokes
Others: Steve Buscemi asking an escort whether she “likes this type of…work” (response: what are you talking about?) The whole scene with Mike in the hotel. Jerry getting pissed scraping the ice off. So many jokes
Fargo - Whoops!
YouTube video by razzlefrazzle123
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November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Correct! If you don’t think this clip is funny…. Black comedy, sure, but super funny.
Others: Steve Buscemi asking an escort whether she “likes this type of…work” (response: what are you talking about?) The whole scene with Mike in the hotel. Jerry getting pissed scraping the ice off. So many jokes
Others: Steve Buscemi asking an escort whether she “likes this type of…work” (response: what are you talking about?) The whole scene with Mike in the hotel. Jerry getting pissed scraping the ice off. So many jokes
He is an excellent voice actor too. Someone mentioned Hades in Hercules, where he is really good. I’d also put him as a top 5 guest voice on The Simpsons.
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
He is an excellent voice actor too. Someone mentioned Hades in Hercules, where he is really good. I’d also put him as a top 5 guest voice on The Simpsons.
Oh, man. How Come U Don’t Call Me Anymore, She’s Always In My Hair, and, of course, Erotic City. Imagine being that talented and prolific that you can put songs like that on your B-Sides.
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Oh, man. How Come U Don’t Call Me Anymore, She’s Always In My Hair, and, of course, Erotic City. Imagine being that talented and prolific that you can put songs like that on your B-Sides.
I do not know Mark Haselgrove but if he can answer my questions about the meaning of this message, I feel like we should all start following him en masse. He must have great wisdom.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I do not know Mark Haselgrove but if he can answer my questions about the meaning of this message, I feel like we should all start following him en masse. He must have great wisdom.
Imagining a computer saying “alright alright alright alright alright…” as the voice becomes slow then fast then menacing then excitable then sad and then the missles launch
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Imagining a computer saying “alright alright alright alright alright…” as the voice becomes slow then fast then menacing then excitable then sad and then the missles launch
He wanted to make sure the election results demonstrated that people were behind the Democrats fighting the Republicans, before giving up the fight for basically nothing.
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
He wanted to make sure the election results demonstrated that people were behind the Democrats fighting the Republicans, before giving up the fight for basically nothing.
From his picture, he seems pretty surprised as well.
November 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
From his picture, he seems pretty surprised as well.