MikesGapingMaw
@mikesgapingmaw.bsky.social
Socialist dad. Posting through the dumbest possible apocalypse. Working class solidarity. He/him.
How am I supposed to say no to this face?
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
How am I supposed to say no to this face?
Behold! Your new god has arisen
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Behold! Your new god has arisen
Advertise your account with just one image
October 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Advertise your account with just one image
May god hamburger help us all
October 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
May god hamburger help us all
A handy info graphic
October 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
A handy info graphic
Fixed some of the labels
October 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Fixed some of the labels
Drop an old person you're gonna turn into it the future
October 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Drop an old person you're gonna turn into it the future
What the actual fuck is this?! It's not even Halloween yet, you bastards!
October 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
What the actual fuck is this?! It's not even Halloween yet, you bastards!
Got a new back porch buddy.
October 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Got a new back porch buddy.
This one got a chuckle from me
October 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This one got a chuckle from me
Just one more like and this bad boy will be certified
October 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Just one more like and this bad boy will be certified
Looks like I need to move to Maine just to vote for him.
October 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Looks like I need to move to Maine just to vote for him.
Here's a couple really stupid ones I made. I think they're funny though.
October 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Here's a couple really stupid ones I made. I think they're funny though.
We don't make parasite themed rom-coms anymore. And I, for one, think that's sad.
October 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
We don't make parasite themed rom-coms anymore. And I, for one, think that's sad.
Lmao. Looks like you got what you asked for. Now please go away.
October 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Lmao. Looks like you got what you asked for. Now please go away.
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
October 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
Me at the local petting zoo:
October 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Me at the local petting zoo:
Not gonna hold my breath
October 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Not gonna hold my breath
I hope that boot tastes good.
October 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I hope that boot tastes good.
That baby has tasted human flesh before.
October 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
That baby has tasted human flesh before.