Mike
mikesays.bsky.social
Mike
@mikesays.bsky.social
Eh.
No weigh.
December 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
When will somebody point out to Trump that he is the son and grandson of immigrants, that two out of three of his mail-order brides were immigrants, and that OUR FOUNDING FATHERS were by definition immigrants.

This country was NOT founded by U.S. Citizens. Even Reagan knew that.
December 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I'll never understand how the worst human conceivable could possibly have charisma. Who is charmed by that trashbag of childish needs and personality disorders?
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
His popularity and poll numbers, mostly.
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Yeah, well, Biden was saying crazy stuff like that all the time…

Wait, he didn't?
Maybe I was thinking of the president before him.
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Did she get her law degree from Tremont Towing School of Law?

Because I think her qualifications for her current job (as of Thursday, 12:30pm ET) came from her experience as a fender bender lawyer.
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Please share the address of the full-size-candy-bar neighbors.
November 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It can't be more expensive than our Blue Cross Blue Shield, or worse than what me and my family are getting this year.

$22K in premiums and $50K+ total spent so far, and we're only 3/4s of the way through the year.
September 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Yep, when I think of Tom Hanks, I think "destructive."
September 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Now how about a story from one of the thousands of communities thriving with bike lanes, to counter the low-information quotes from a single shop owner?

I was impressed by the bike lanes in Manhattan last week and the businesses there seem to be doing okay.
August 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
12 of the top 15 most violent cities in the country are in red states, but Trump will send his gestapo to NYC and Chicago for his political theatre and Epstein Files Distraction #102.

Newsweek story from 2 days ago doesn't have New York OR Chicago in the top 15.

www.newsweek.com/most-dangero...
Full list of America's most dangerous cities as Trump cracks down on D.C.
Trump has indicated he could "go further" in his actions to address crime, though violent crime has dropped recently.
www.newsweek.com
August 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Paging carjackers:
Free Jeep available, just show up and it's yours.
August 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
But then that slows natural selection more...
July 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
No airbags/seatbelts/911 responses allowed for MAGA!
July 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Well, you'll like this completely predictable thing that happened:

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Almost twice as many Republicans than Democrats died of Covid, study says
The gap in death rates between the parties grew substantially after the vaccines were introduced
www.independent.co.uk
July 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
One time I drove across the whole metropolitan area to my high school reunion. I passed a dozen or so massive diamond stores in mall parking lots, all with hundreds of thousands of diamonds for sale inside.

Bumped into an old friend at the reunion, and she told me she sold "rare" diamonds.

Really?
July 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
"Making everything worse for everyone for no real reason."

That's their motto.
July 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Right.

No corporation will ever decide, "Well, now we're making too much money, so we should lower our prices."
July 30, 2025 at 5:21 AM
And the "freelancer" was Grok or ChatGPT...
July 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Wait, it's possoible with progressive legislation to LITERALLY MAKE A BETTER WORLD?

Somebody should tell 2025 congress this.
July 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
On the scale of 15-year-olds on social media, Trump is very high-functioning.

On the scale of being an effective, respected world leader, he's a laughingstock.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nIh...
United Nations Laughs At President Trump's Claim
YouTube video by CNBC Television
www.youtube.com
July 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Trump blamed Biden for appointing Jerome Powell to the Fed, and nobody even pointed out to Trump that he himself appointed Powell.

And nobody expected Trump to apologize to Biden for defaming him, because we have a madman president and three crazier things have happened since then.
July 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You have 15 minutes. Go.
July 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I want to hear more about showerheads. And magnets.
July 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
He also made it to age 74 without ever hearing the name of Yosemite spoken out loud, and thinks he re-dsocoverd some anitquated word for things htat you eat that you put in a bag- groceries.
And he really seems to think tariffs are paid by other countries.
July 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM