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Mike Sablone
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The Producing Artistic Director of The Warehouse Theatre in Greenville, South Carolina. In 7th grade my OM team won a Renata Fusca Award and it's all been downhill from there.
ESPN boss: every time these two swollen headed terrifying middle aged men talk we have to push out footage to get other swollen head dead eyed middle aged men to click on it.

Intern choosing thumbnail: ok, got it. I have the perfect image that is repeated during the whole segment.
December 11, 2024 at 1:59 PM
I think I stumbled onto something here. Something good? No.

Something amazing.

(Sent from the hospital)
September 17, 2024 at 5:33 PM
This happens about 20 minutes into the movie. Nicholas Cage has already: shot John Travolta, where the bullet went through him and killed his son; sexually harassed a choir singer while dressed as a priest; and sexually harassed the flight attendant, who he then shot and dumped out the open door.
August 5, 2023 at 10:40 PM
My favorite thing is these diapers are “up to 100%” leakproof.

“We guarantee these diapers will prevent zero to 100% of all leaks. You are very tired so trust us, this is a win. Stop trying to do math, just buy them. Cookie Monster is cross eyed.”
July 9, 2023 at 9:53 PM