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Mike Royer
@mikeroyer.bsky.social
Sr. Product Designer, Illustrator, and Webcomics. Burbank, CA
Pfp courtesy @ryancecil

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On-demand-printing may create less waste from only printing the sizes you need but what’s the point if the shirt ends up in a landfill in 3 years. (3/3)
April 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Now in contrast these screenprinted shirts are 30 and 15 years old respectively. Each have been habitually worn, washed, and machine dried and STILL look better. (2/3)
April 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
DREW (joking)
I wish we could say the same about your shirt!

The Scott Brothers (still covered in blood) start playfully roughhousing while the camera crew stands awkwardly nearby.

20/20 Fin
December 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
INT. GERMAN COTTAGE – FULLY RENOVATED LIVING ROOM

Drew sets the golden chalice on the fireplace mantle and proceeds to fill it with artichokes. Jonathan pats Drew on the back.

JONATHAN
That really brings the room together.

19/20
December 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
DREW
I know exactly what to do with this.

JONATHAN
Brothers till the end?

DREW (joking)
Unless I get there first!

Our brothers jump cannonball style into the manuscript while holding onto the chalice.

FADE TO WHITE SUBWAY TILE

18/20
December 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
JACOB GRIMM
You have proven yourselves Brothers of True Heart.

WILHELM GRIMM
Step forward and claim your prize.

The Grimms step aside, revealing a golden chalice and the tattered manuscript.

Drew and Jonathan step forward and lift the chalice together.

17/20
December 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
The wolf’s jaw swings open freeing a grandmother and granddaughter trapped inside.

DREW
It’s always nice having extra storage.

JONATHAN
And a space to entertain family and friends.

As the dust settles the brothers are greeted by two cloaked figures.

16/20
December 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
The wolf dives toward Jonathan just as he swings his hammer, launching the beast into the air.

JONATHAN
Looks like we won’t need to pour new footings after all.

Drew greets the wolf midair with his elbow, smashing the monster into the ground.

15/20
December 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
The snarling wolf charges the brothers.

JONATHAN
Luckily we planned for pests in our contingency.

Jonathan interlocks his fingers and catapults Drew into the air. Reaching into his tool belt, Jonathan pulls out his trusty sledgehammer.

14/20
December 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
EXT. CASTLE

The Brothers arrive at the castle, finding nothing but a pile of rubble.

DREW
These old homes can have a lot of character.

A giant wolf emerges from behind the rubble wearing a tattered cap and nightgown.

JONATHAN
And a lot of problems.

13/20
December 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Jonathan spins a new salon chair around revealing Drew playing with his hair.

DREW
You can give yourself a new ‘do’ in the comfort of your own-

A loud crash interrupts the fun as we see a castle crumble in the distance through our new bay windows

JONATHAN & DREW
A fixer upper!

12/20
December 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
The brothers enter the instantly renovated tower. A long blonde haired woman runs down the stairs to greet them.

RAPUNZEL
WOW. I don’t even recognize the place anymore!

JONATHAN
We have a little surprise for you.

11/20
December 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
JONATHAN
This is no good. I’m imagining a grand entryway with French doors, marble flooring

DREW
And of course a spiral staircase.

Cut to a CG model of the stone tower transforming. Bricks and beams fall away as shiplap, brass fixtures, and a farmhouse sink fly into place.

10/20
December 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
EXT. FOGGY WOODS

Jonathan and Drew exit the gingerbread house and spot a stone tower in the distance.

JONATHAN
It’s a bit of a commute but I hear the views are amazing.

DREW
I’ll write up an offer.

The brothers arrive and circle the tower. They struggle to find a door.

9/20
December 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Drew roundhouse kicks a decorative candy cane column dislodging it from the ceiling.

DREW
It’s great when you can open up these sight-lines.

Drew impales the witch with the candy column spraying blood onto the brothers’ matching flannels.

8/20
December 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
A witch runs into the kitchen, holding an oversized cleaver.

WITCH
I’m not letting another meal get away!

The witch lunges towards the brothers.

JONATHAN
Adding butcher’s block to the wishlist.

Jonathan peels up a plank of graham cracker flooring blocking the witch’s strike.

7/20
December 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
DREW
These oversized fireplaces are a real showstopper.

JONATHAN
But these historic homes can be a structural NIGHTMARE.

The brothers rock side to side causing the cauldron to break free from its licorice chain, dumping Jonathan and Drew onto the floor.

6/20
December 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
JONATHAN
You can really feel the open concept now.

The brothers are sucked into the book like a pair of stars into a black hole. The book slams shut.

INT. GINGERBREAD HOUSE

Jonathan and Drew awaken, tied back to back, inside a steaming cauldron.

5/20
December 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
INT. NEARLY REMODELED KITCHEN

The brothers’ bodies wave like flags in midair as they struggle to hold onto the newly installed kitchen island.

DREW
Wow, this waterfall edge is so seamless I can barely hold on.

The brothers lose their grip and fly towards the book.

4/20
December 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
JONATHAN
Looks like we just saved a TON on the reno budget.

The book flips open creating a vortex that begins to pull our brothers in.

JONATHAN
Drew! You prankster!

DREW
Me?! Did Linda put you up to this?

3/20
December 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM
JONATHAN & DREW
To survive the stories within only brothers of true heart will defeat the authors Grimm.

The manuscript falls to the floor, magically burning a hole in the carpet, revealing herringbone floors.

DREW
Hiding hardwood under carpet? Unbelievable.

2/20
December 17, 2024 at 7:27 PM