Mike Rotman
@mikerotman.bsky.social
Emmy nominated comedy writer who can't believe we are in this mess. Vegan food traveler, Hartford Whalers misser, Red Sox, sarcastic contrarian.
I feel horrible for the wife and kids of that CEO who was caught cheating at the Coldplay concert.
I can't even imagine how devistating it must be to find out that your husband /dad likes Coldplay.
I can't even imagine how devistating it must be to find out that your husband /dad likes Coldplay.
July 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I feel horrible for the wife and kids of that CEO who was caught cheating at the Coldplay concert.
I can't even imagine how devistating it must be to find out that your husband /dad likes Coldplay.
I can't even imagine how devistating it must be to find out that your husband /dad likes Coldplay.
Yes, Trump called Jews shylocks today, but give him a break, it's just latka room talk.
July 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Yes, Trump called Jews shylocks today, but give him a break, it's just latka room talk.
Why would The Pope pose for a picture like this?
May 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Why would The Pope pose for a picture like this?
The only thing I have in my life is baseball. I look forward to opening day every year, and MLB TV is down and nobody can watch a single game. Please write this down as my cause of death
March 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The only thing I have in my life is baseball. I look forward to opening day every year, and MLB TV is down and nobody can watch a single game. Please write this down as my cause of death
Happy opening day!
Every year I buy a new Red Sox hat to start the season. This year's hat seems perfect for 2025.
Every year I buy a new Red Sox hat to start the season. This year's hat seems perfect for 2025.
March 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Happy opening day!
Every year I buy a new Red Sox hat to start the season. This year's hat seems perfect for 2025.
Every year I buy a new Red Sox hat to start the season. This year's hat seems perfect for 2025.
In the end Trump's State of the Union was exactly what it needed to be, he continued to throw the chum out to his base, "Biden is bad trans people are bad, immigrants are bad." Eventually they're going to want more blood than that. And that is the problem.
March 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
In the end Trump's State of the Union was exactly what it needed to be, he continued to throw the chum out to his base, "Biden is bad trans people are bad, immigrants are bad." Eventually they're going to want more blood than that. And that is the problem.
"Here's an honoree Secret Service badge for you. Oh by the way we are going to stop funding research on your cancer kid, enjoy it while you can"
March 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
"Here's an honoree Secret Service badge for you. Oh by the way we are going to stop funding research on your cancer kid, enjoy it while you can"
Trump is acting like a jilted lover who married somebody else but he keeps mentioning his former and only true love, Biden over and over.
March 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Trump is acting like a jilted lover who married somebody else but he keeps mentioning his former and only true love, Biden over and over.
With all these tariffs we are now headed into what will be known in history as The Great Trump Depression. (He of course will brag about the word great)
March 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
With all these tariffs we are now headed into what will be known in history as The Great Trump Depression. (He of course will brag about the word great)
Now that America has voted with North Korea and Russia and the European countries have pointed out that we are no longer a Democracy, clearly Trump cannot be referred to as the "leader of the free world" anymore.
So what is his new moniker?
So what is his new moniker?
February 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Now that America has voted with North Korea and Russia and the European countries have pointed out that we are no longer a Democracy, clearly Trump cannot be referred to as the "leader of the free world" anymore.
So what is his new moniker?
So what is his new moniker?
The "this kid would have lived if Musk didn't cancel cancer research" is my fav ad so far. #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The "this kid would have lived if Musk didn't cancel cancer research" is my fav ad so far. #superbowl
RFK Jr did heroin for 14 years and yet he doesn't even have one single good song.
January 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
RFK Jr did heroin for 14 years and yet he doesn't even have one single good song.
This new Final Destination movie looks great!
January 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This new Final Destination movie looks great!
All the Tik Tok influencers are now running free on a farm with all the Vine Stars.
January 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
All the Tik Tok influencers are now running free on a farm with all the Vine Stars.
Trump named Sylvester Stallone, John Voight and Mel Gibson as "Ambassadors to Hollywood."
How pissed is Scott Baio?
How pissed is Scott Baio?
January 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Trump named Sylvester Stallone, John Voight and Mel Gibson as "Ambassadors to Hollywood."
How pissed is Scott Baio?
How pissed is Scott Baio?
If your first instinct is to blame the mayor or governor or local government during a natural diasaster, congrats, social media has destroyed your humanity.
January 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If your first instinct is to blame the mayor or governor or local government during a natural diasaster, congrats, social media has destroyed your humanity.
Did I just walk through Target just to hear some Christmas songs and see Christmas decorations? Yes, yes I did.
Don't let anyone tell you it's easy being a Jew.
Don't let anyone tell you it's easy being a Jew.
December 2, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Did I just walk through Target just to hear some Christmas songs and see Christmas decorations? Yes, yes I did.
Don't let anyone tell you it's easy being a Jew.
Don't let anyone tell you it's easy being a Jew.
Went to LA car show to look for a replacement for my Tesla. I think I finally found my Palm Springs retirement car!
November 30, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Went to LA car show to look for a replacement for my Tesla. I think I finally found my Palm Springs retirement car!
Getting prepared to make my famous meaty vegan chili! (quite possibly the only reason people invite me to their parties)
"Don't Kill and Chill-i"
(still working on the name)
"Don't Kill and Chill-i"
(still working on the name)
November 28, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Getting prepared to make my famous meaty vegan chili! (quite possibly the only reason people invite me to their parties)
"Don't Kill and Chill-i"
(still working on the name)
"Don't Kill and Chill-i"
(still working on the name)
"Democrat Derek Tran ousts Republican Michelle Steel in competitive Orange County House race" on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-13IIUY6/zq...
Finally a win for the Tran community!
Finally a win for the Tran community!
Democrat Derek Tran ousts Republican Michelle Steel in competitive Orange County House race (Los Angeles Times)
In a major victory for Democrats, first-time ca...
l.smartnews.com
November 27, 2024 at 9:51 PM
"Democrat Derek Tran ousts Republican Michelle Steel in competitive Orange County House race" on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-13IIUY6/zq...
Finally a win for the Tran community!
Finally a win for the Tran community!
Letterman, Carlin, Kaufman, Python, Abrahams/Zuker.
Thank God I was alive when they were.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Thank God I was alive when they were.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Jim Abrahams, ‘Airplane!,’ ‘Naked Gun’ and ‘Hot Shots!’ Master of Mirth, Dies at 80
He and boyhood friends Jerry and David Zucker got their start with 'The Kentucky Fried Movie,' and they also were behind 'Top Secret!' and 'Ruthless People.'
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 27, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Letterman, Carlin, Kaufman, Python, Abrahams/Zuker.
Thank God I was alive when they were.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Thank God I was alive when they were.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
My fight with Netflix buffering was more exciting.
November 16, 2024 at 6:00 AM
My fight with Netflix buffering was more exciting.
November 13, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Here we go again... On my own... My 63rd social media app... This one gotta be the good one! I'm vegan, TV comedy writer, live stream content pioneer, animal rights advocate and contrarian. Watcha got?
November 13, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Here we go again... On my own... My 63rd social media app... This one gotta be the good one! I'm vegan, TV comedy writer, live stream content pioneer, animal rights advocate and contrarian. Watcha got?