Years ago I was visiting my mom and we ended up cooking something that required eggs. I took an egg in each hand and did a perfect synchronized one-handed crack into a bowl. My mom asked “where did you learn how to do that?” My mind went blank and I haven’t been able to do it since. #neurodivergence

It’s a cruel irony that the treatment for #ADHD is “every 30 days call multiple pharmacies to find enough in-stock medication during a national shortage and coordinate with your provider to get a prescription submitted in time before someone else snakes your magic focus pills”

I find myself continually disappointed by the inefficiencies of the aging human body. Like bro, we’ve been seeing diminishing returns for all that weird new body hair for at least the last decade; maybe reallocate some of that ATP toward sweet sweet neuroplasticity?

Predators from the eponymous movies are an egg-laying species, and their young ("Predatorios") are altricial. The mother Predator regurgitates bits of action hero to feed them, and generally cares for them until they're able to hunt on their own. This is canon, and I won't be taking any questions.