I just want to make sure it’s known that I wouldn’t forgive my killer. Make my AI ghost tell him I’m going to haunt his ass forever

I’m so excited for the Brotherwise Cosmere game!

Oh no!

My daughter asked me to homebrew a monster for her, and if you’re interested I’d love your take. It’s a “three-armed robot monster”. The two arms on either side hold scimitars. The one in the middle has a shield. It also has some kind of rainbow attack.

I was thinking of adapting a construct

I don’t know how far along they are, but there’s a team working on a TikTok alternative called Skylight based on the same protocol as BlueSky

Hear me out - their sidekick could be a “Kenku” who is actually a human in a giant bird costume

First, we have to figure out how to get on board and drop anchor. It won’t do to hop over and then have it keep coasting away from our own ship

I’ve never played one, but I like them. I like to think that even in a fantasy world, some people approach magic with an analytical mind and a desire to build it into something physical.

No, and I know exactly two people who still do, and they’re both men over 60.

As sessions with my 5 year old strayed further from any semblance of rules, I started to realize the structure is really just for my enjoyment. She’s just happy to play. I’m the one who needs permission to.

Even if DeepSeek is inferior to the other LLMs now, you can’t unring the bell that these things are achievable at lower costs

This is the part that really grinds my gears. They said we were going to use this technology to model protein folding and cure diseases. I can’t remember the last time I heard an update on those initiatives.

US AI companies are spending billions of dollars to make sandwiches using their own secret recipes and the most expensive ingredients available.

This company in China made basically the same sandwich with basic stuff from the grocery store, and then they posted the recipe for free on their blog

Kid: “For our next #DnD game, I want to do a scavenger hunt, and at the end of it we find a key that unlocks the room where a Water Elf lives, and then she’s going to join our party, too”

So I guess I’ll need another character sheet 😂

I have to make corrections every time, and sometimes the word choices are really bizarre.

For example, in that last sentence my phone thought I was trying to say “chevrons” rather than corrections.

This feels like a joke for a niche audience, and I’m definitely in that niche

My grandparents taped this for us during one of those free HBO weekends, and I probably watched it a dozen times. It still haunts me sometimes.

Time for oxtails!