It’s not just you, golf can be boring I like baseball and I love curling. I think it’s the fact you’ve got someone with a little “sweeper” trying to get the rock to defy basic physics.

You are absolutely stunning

Wouldn’t that be called sedition? And doesn’t that mean hillbilly couchfuckers sugardaddy can be arrested and charged?

That’s being kind.

Let’s be blunt: how big a creep do you have to be for Jeffrey Epstein to say “yeah, No bro”?

Oh man, you know damn well that’s just the cover story. They voted for him because he hates who they hate.

Radiogate
Videogate
Deflategate
Bountygate
Belichick was always a notorious cheat and liar, and let’s be honest the only reason he got away with it is because Robert Kraft has more money than any other 3 owners combined, and the league is genuinely afraid of him

You’re telling me, Donald Trump lied? Oh my God say it isn’t so Michelangelo.(sarcasm mode fully deployed)

Nuremberg Barbie about to get her proverbial ass handed to her by Levy Armstrong, this is gonna be funny. And Armstrong lawyers will definitely file bar complaints against little pammy to boot.

It’s not a p tape, it’s an incest tape. Ever notice how 1 daughter sits on daddy’s lap and the other treats him like he’s a disease?

What? You haven’t figured out that the NFL isn’t a sports league yet? It’s an 18 episode TeleNovella for guys who’d never admit to watching a “soap opera”

No trump was mad because Maduro wouldn’t give Din Jr. free cocaine

Sure we don’t. And I have a bridge I want to sell you.

“Captured”? Try kidnapped.

Bingo.

No George, if you and your rich “elite” friends hadn’t decided to throw Joe Biden out of a moving car, we wouldn’t be in this mess.