I resolve to sprinkle more “whatnots” and “things of that nature” into my daily vocabulary

There’s no clock to milk. You can’t turtle up with a lead. You must earn all 27 outs the honest way.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:

- Andrew W.K. (2002)
- Sting (2000)
- White Stripes (2003)
- Weird Al Yankovic (2022)
- Sturgill Simpson (2025)

You don’t gotta do us like that, Sarah 😂
-Braves fans

I usually scroll past the byline and go straight to the article, but at least every other week I read something at fangraphs with a delightfully bonkers sentence that makes me stop, say to myself “this has to be Baumann”, scroll up to confirm, and smile knowing his editors are cool as shit.

Not yet, but we can make a “Down on the Corners” discord

So glad we Mikes coalesced around Mike

Could be out here in a confusing world of dudes named Mich or Mik or Myc

Outfielder chasing down a fly ball in the gap

"Work with our game presentation department to ensure Gritty is on script"

Sounds difficult!

Andrew WK and the CORRECT Black Keys album! 🫡

Which team do you most often forgets exists?
For me, it’s - oh yeah, the saints!

It’s great and you should be proud! Joke was on me for habitually judging other dads’ handiwork. Welcome to the woodworking hobby! The tools get more expensive as the projects get more ambitious.

Yelled “knock it off!” to the kids when they were playing dangerously in street. They are not my kids. I do not live on that street.

I spent way too long inspecting the photo of this man’s table/bench, nodded silently, then said out loud “he’s gonna wish he went with a tenon joint”

“Night trimming, deserves a quiet night…” 🎶