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Mike Reiss
@mikereisswriter.bsky.social
Mike Reiss has won 4 Emmys during his 36 years writing for "The Simpsons". He's lectured on "The Simpsons" and comedy in 24 countries. https://gothamartists.com/mike_reiss/
In memory of Robert Redford, today's bonus Substack goes IN SEARCH OF BUTCH AND SUNDANCE.
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September 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Trump team claims drawing is an upside down Grinch.
September 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The Bart Building, San Antonio, Texas.
Plus, the Alamo!
It's all in today's Substack:
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July 1, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Eating a Whale Burger in Norway. Yes, there were ethical concerns. Whale meat isn't kosher.
For more exotic food stories, check out my Substack:
reissm.substack.com/p/nobody-fee...
June 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Sly & Brian are a warning to our children: if you live fast and take lots of drugs, you'll only make it to your early eighties.
June 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Blog, vlog, podcast, Substack: it's all Breakfast Ketchup. Same shit, different bottle.
June 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Another pic from comedy legend @Omarcus. You can tell it's an A.I. fake because Denise doesn't eat spaghetti. And because the crowd is all Denises and Mikes.
June 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Happy St. Patrick's Day! Check out this sneak peek at my new Substack... and Subscribe!

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March 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Bill Burr & Bob Odenkirk in a flawless Broadway revival of Glengarry Glenross.
March 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Come see a short comedy by me -- plus coffee & cake!
Feb 14, 15, 16 -- Madison NJ!
February 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
On the plus side, there's one less Cybertruck in the world.
January 3, 2025 at 9:04 AM
ROOKIE TERRORIST MISTAKE: Trump never stays at his crappy hotels
January 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Jimmy Carter's grandson told me he'd urged Jimmy to watch @TheSimpsons for its 'smart political satire'.
In the first episode Jimmy saw, we called him 'history's greatest monster'.
December 30, 2024 at 4:22 AM
This is just so wrong.
#TheSimpsons
December 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Im doing a reboot of BACK TO THE FUTURE where I visit my Dad in high school and Biff beats us both up.
December 20, 2024 at 11:02 AM
This guy cannot take a bad picture.
December 13, 2024 at 11:59 AM
The Queen Mary 2 has a bronze mural of America's Greatness that features Homer Simpson watching TV.
December 8, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Coming soon: TARIFF-IER 2
December 2, 2024 at 4:15 PM
A friend from Sweden made this...
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November 30, 2024 at 11:38 PM
THE PERFECT HOLIDAY GIFT! "What Am I Doing Here: The Book!"
A writer for
@TheSimpsons
visits the World's Hellholes so you don't have to! amazon.com/dp/195415824...
November 30, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Only Trump has a worse Cabinet
November 18, 2024 at 6:12 PM
I gave Mom my Emmy for Mother's Day 1990. After her funeral yesterday, I got it back.
It was like winning the Emmy for Best New Orphan!
(Mom would've loved this joke.)
November 16, 2024 at 2:43 PM