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Michael Skeeton
@mikerealguy.bsky.social
Former CEO of Boss Duck LLC
Yearning hardcore right now, tbh
August 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Just saw “Gone Girl” for the first time and I’m craving a relationship that strong
May 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Grizzled old man
April 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
March 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Hostage situation
February 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
February 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It’s his 15th birthday
February 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
February 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Aw, Cracklin' Rosie, get on board
We're gonna ride
'Till there ain't no more to go
Taking it slow
And Lord, don't you know
I can turn invisible if I really try hard
February 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
What a serious, fluffy little dude
January 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
January 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
January 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Thankful for all these sexbots artificially inflating my follower count
January 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Whoever made this or prompted AI to make it was definitely American. Only an American would imagine heaven as a Disney World resort.
Leaked photo of heaven is going viral on social media
January 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
@merrickdeville.bsky.social Taking this mf out
January 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
January 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
January 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Lazy caturday
January 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
America’s Mayor 🫡
January 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Remy was fascinated with the cat in @littlekittybigcity.bsky.social
January 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Good advice
January 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
December 22, 2024 at 11:06 PM
When I first visited NYC I used the subway without issue despite literally never having visited and not having any sort of guide (except Google Maps). I - a total Texas rube - cannot fathom this level of incuriosity.
A lot of people are hating on this but I think it's a pretty eye-opening account of what it's like for non-NYC-savvy travelers (aka most of the country) to experience the city

The subway can be intimidating for folks who have only known suburbs

www.businessinsider.com/first-trip-n...
I travel 100 days a year, but I'd never been to New York City until now. There were literal highs but disappointing lows.
I spend a third of my year traveling, but I somehow didn't make it to New York City until this winter. My first trip to the Big Apple was interesting.
www.businessinsider.com
December 19, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Effective immediately, I will be stepping down as CEO of Boss Duck LLC. Our social climate has made it dangerous for me to continue in my position, however I will continue using Boss Duck to evade taxes. I ask that you respect my privacy during this time.
December 12, 2024 at 8:44 PM