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Mike Rastiello
@mikerastiello.com
Trying to be better.

He/Him

🏳️‍🌈 ✊🏻 🏳️‍⚧️

Austin, TX

Check out @amomentinrock.com

https://mike.fail
This is the first (non-Looney Tunes) road runner that I ever saw.

It was 2013 and I was actually 32 years old.
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Last night our friends came over with their two Boston terriers and I achieved my greatest form: a dog bed. #dachshund #bostonterrier #dogs
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It's my duck in a box
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Every morning is a game of keep away. #dachshund #dogs
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Still Austin Cask Strength Bourbon.
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Now playing. #vinyl
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
We went on a lengthy walk this morning. As usual, Poppy’s nose led the way and today it led her up a little hill next to the sidewalk. What she didn’t understand was as she was walking up the hill, I was on the flat sidewalk.

She was very confused and didn’t know how to get down.

#dachshunds #dogs
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
All glory to the giant coffee shop cinnamon roll.
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My wife has a comfy chair at her vanity.
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
🎧 I saw Pony open for Pool Kids a few weeks ago and they were a lot of fun. #vinyl #vinylsky
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Poppy loves a fire. #dachshund #dogs
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Everything reminds me of her.
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I made the same meme a few years ago!
November 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Poppy, too.
November 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Looking for the right toy.

Finding the right toy.

#dachshund #dogs
November 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Lil’ Ms. Hates the Time Change #dachshund #dogs
November 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
And I still dress like I did when I was in middle school.
November 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Poppy, every morning this week after our walk until I take the hated shirt off of her. #dachshund #dogs
November 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Eighteen days until the Queens of the Stone Age Catacombs show is here in Austin. This is now a 24/7 QOTSA home.
October 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
You can pay artists more and your CEO can stop funding AI military projects.

That would be a start, anyway.
October 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Guess who! #dachshund #dogs
October 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
When I don’t have pizza versus when I have pizza. #dachshund #dogs
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Guess who the happiest dog is. #dachshund #dogs
October 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
🎧 My Nebraska box set came yesterday. 🥰 #vinyl #musicsky #vinylsky
October 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM