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Mike Pipper
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age yourself with a game
Screenshot of the game Odell Lake. Pictured are a blueback and a whitefish. Bottom reads: You see a whitefish. What will you do? 1. Escape shallow 2. Escape deeper 3. Ignore it 4. Eat it 5. Chase it Which number? __
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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"My Mom made me a real cowboy suit!"
Still from MST3K episode of Final Justice. Mike and the bots bottom silhouette with Geronimo center screen dressed in a dated brown and white cowboy type suit with ten gallon hat.
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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It's just this image in all of Stancil's replies.
A three image meme of a stick person outside a group of people talking. Second image shows one from the group sticking out with an oversized thumbs up. Third image is a repeat of the first stick figure standing outside a group of people talking.
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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A gag campaign poster in Zohran Mamdani's font that reads SOUP For My Family
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Ta-Nehisi Coates being interviewed by Ezra Klein. He is wearing a suit and headphones with his right hand to his temple. Caption reads "understandable, but I guess was silence not an option."
November 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Also have this on here too 💜
Photo of a small child standing in front of a white SUV dressed as a robot. A box painted silver with sequencing lights and a decal numbered panel on the front. Text says Bot 2000, 1 of 1. There is a colander helmet with a dowel antenna and red running lights wired to it.
October 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Got one. 😁
Photo of a child standing in front of a white SUV in a homemade robot costume. A box with multicolor running lights, text reads Bot 2000, 1 of 1. With a number panel on the front, and a colander helmet with red lights and a dowel antenna. Limbs are silver dryer tubing.
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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The community 💜:
Shot from "Saving Grace", two ladies who run the local grocery have had some marijuana. The lady on the left is pointing upward while the lady on the right is wearing googly glasses while eating from a box of Corn Flakes.
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Banksy painting of a matronly woman checking on a young man with liberty spiked hair,dressed in grey and black, with a red face mask holding an anarchist flag. Text reads "Don't forget to eat your lunch and make some trouble."
October 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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"Coach, I don't think they are the good guys."
Shot from Beetlejuice of the head football player, who is deceased, looking grey and with uniform torn up.
October 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Sharlto Copley? From District 9?
Jim Downey on Conan O'Brien's podcast, sitting in front of a microphone wearing headphones.
September 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Picture of a formal looking announcement with no go signs on loudspeakers, a computer, and atm machines. Text reads All Robot & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To ➡️And I Will *Never* Speak To You🔙 I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I am a Divine Being: You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak in My Holy Tongue
September 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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I hope he reacted similarly
September 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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DEBATE ME LIBERAL
Shot from Breaking Bad with Walter White in the back seat of an SUV screaming towards camera.
September 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Homer Simpson staring wide eyed, plainly saying the line "I sleep in a big bed with my wife."
September 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Did they not... Listen to Jake at all? You HAVE to suck at something first.
Jake the dog saying "Dude, sucking at something is the first step towards being sort of good at something"
August 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Are you sure?
Close up of Omniman looking askance
August 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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I keep mistaking Pruitt for Michael McShane. 🙃
Photograph of Mike McShane wearing glasses, an olive shirt and a blue blazer
August 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Careful, you idiot. I said across his ass, not up it.
Scene from Spaceballs with Colonel Sandurz and Dark Helmet
August 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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You guys eat Good Pierogi?
Shot from MST3K with Dr Forrester, Mike Nelson, and TV's Frank.
August 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Shot from Monty Python and the Holy Grail of Brother Maynard saying "That's what's carved in the rock." While King Arthur and his knights look on.
August 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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I get what Ian's trying to say, poorly. My issue is that we cannot reject the right's framing of masculinity and still use its framing and language of dating and relationships at the same time.

Because that framing isn't intended to solve, it's to grift from us, so repurposing it is useless.
Comic panel of Batman snapping a shotgun in two with the speech bubble saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
August 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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I grew up on these streets
Screenshot of level 1 of Streets of Rage with Axel and Adam.
August 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Huh, a NYT reporter turned off engagement? Who would've thought?
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July 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Kinda glad you didn't because what in the A-Island of Doctor Moreau? 🤨
Close up of the gorilla's forearm, illustrating elements of AI with a distorted front paw having 6 fingers
July 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM