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Reposting because the cashapp was spelled wrong.
September 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
they killed my favorite character on twisted metal boooooooo
August 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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August 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Funding update ❤️‍🔥
August 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
vermin is the best character on twisted metal
August 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
i’m sorry but i get my fruit cups with chamoy but no tajin
July 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
peacock really thinks i speak spanish bc every commercial is in spanish
July 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
waking up with tom petty and joan osborne in your head is actually torture
July 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
every time i go to california i lose a sweater
June 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
@dutchpendergrass.bsky.social i have no brain cells. can you message me on signal? i deleted and reinstalled so i lost tons of connections
May 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
constantly confusing men in the media with the last name walsh
March 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
can anyone help me tow my car? the starter died and i need to get it to my mechanic
February 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Please help if you are able. This person does so much for others and could really use some support now.
February 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
as every season of the traitors that goes on the people get more and more gullible and make the wrong choices constantly 🙃 its so annoying but i keep watching it
February 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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URGENT: Help Get Our Homeless Neighbors Inside!

The forecast is calling for freezing temperatures and snow… our local cold weather shelters will not be open unless the temp reaches 25°.

Please donate if you are able and share share share!!!!!
February 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
i feel like bob ducca
January 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
jfc if you cant venmo your housekeeper within 3 hours after they finish you dont deserve a housekeeper. so frustrated.
January 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
had the most horrific nightmare of my entire life this morning 😞
January 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Tonight, temperatures in Portland will drop to 29°. Tragically, our shelters don’t open unless it’s 25° or colder, leaving many of our neighbors out in the cold.

This is inhumane.

Every share and every dollar counts.
Update:

So far , with generous assistance from the community we have managed to get 19 people (including BIPOC, disabled elders, and trans youth), 2 cats, 8 dogs into hotel and motel rooms for 2-3 nights each.

Please continue to share and donate if you’re able. It’s going to get colder…
It’s v cold outside and the city is not prepared to help people. Please donate and/or share. We protect us.
January 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
30 minutes into nightbitch and ready to barf
December 28, 2024 at 2:33 AM
I told my partner I want a brutalist house so I dont have to worry about fire 😂 concrete has a real high burning point
December 22, 2024 at 8:16 PM
I hate people who back into parking spaces.
December 15, 2024 at 6:06 AM
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I added several reportable accounts last night if you have some time and energy!
November 26, 2024 at 4:08 PM
people truly do not understand what lying by omission is 🙄🙄🙄
November 26, 2024 at 2:14 AM