They say the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, but I prefer to sit.

The homies were having insightful conversations about the matches, and there's me bringing such witticisms as "If Mercedes brings out a briefcase, does this become a Mone in the Bank match?"

Forbidden Door was a cracking show, though, hell of a watch.

Performing at a stand-up show for over 200 people today!

I look calm but I assure you I could lay an egg right now.

Wild that I've had this name logged for ages, not posted at all, and this is the first thing I post?

Anyway, please enjoy this rendition of some Bioshock script as requested by @gearsin.bsky.social

Cold reads and zero setup at home in 2025? More likely than you thought!