Mike Morton
@mikemorton.bsky.social
Mr. F'ng Nice Guy ⨳ FDT! ⨳ Stable Genius ⨳ “Many of us crucify ourselves between two thieves - regret for the past and fear of the future.” —Fulton Oursler 【ツ】
We are not paying enough attention to this!
Our private data was the most important thing we should have defended. They walked right in and took it.
Remember when you were warned about the deep state? Well, that was the deep state.
Our private data was the most important thing we should have defended. They walked right in and took it.
Remember when you were warned about the deep state? Well, that was the deep state.
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
We are not paying enough attention to this!
Our private data was the most important thing we should have defended. They walked right in and took it.
Remember when you were warned about the deep state? Well, that was the deep state.
Our private data was the most important thing we should have defended. They walked right in and took it.
Remember when you were warned about the deep state? Well, that was the deep state.
What will be the thing that takes it over the line for MAGA? Anything at all?
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
What will be the thing that takes it over the line for MAGA? Anything at all?
He really doesn't know what groceries are. He has never had to go into a grocery store in his life.
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
He really doesn't know what groceries are. He has never had to go into a grocery store in his life.
Hunchback of 60 Minutes
November 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hunchback of 60 Minutes
This guy wants you to eat his beef
October 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This guy wants you to eat his beef
Damn it, that makes me mad!
October 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Damn it, that makes me mad!
Resolved, That the office of Speaker of the House of Representatives is hereby declared vacant.
October 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Resolved, That the office of Speaker of the House of Representatives is hereby declared vacant.
I understand he helped Ivana down the stairs too
October 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I understand he helped Ivana down the stairs too
This idiot is trying to claim that Mike Johnson can unilaterally impeach federal judges at will right now. He cannot. Impeachments require a quorum of the House to be present under Article I, Section 5 of the US Constitution.
October 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This idiot is trying to claim that Mike Johnson can unilaterally impeach federal judges at will right now. He cannot. Impeachments require a quorum of the House to be present under Article I, Section 5 of the US Constitution.
A CBP agent shot and killed this innocent dog, then ran away like a coward.
Kristi Noem must have said it was okay.
Kristi Noem must have said it was okay.
October 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
A CBP agent shot and killed this innocent dog, then ran away like a coward.
Kristi Noem must have said it was okay.
Kristi Noem must have said it was okay.
"Avoiding Tylenol causes the baby to play beautiful melodies on the placenta piano."
-RFK Jr.
-RFK Jr.
October 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
"Avoiding Tylenol causes the baby to play beautiful melodies on the placenta piano."
-RFK Jr.
-RFK Jr.
The incredible scam of DOGE
April 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The incredible scam of DOGE
Remember when they said Zelenskyy was disrespectful for wearing a pullover shirt?
April 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Remember when they said Zelenskyy was disrespectful for wearing a pullover shirt?
Clearly he has TDS (Trump Diarrhea Syndrome)
March 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Clearly he has TDS (Trump Diarrhea Syndrome)
Never forget who you are
March 26, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Never forget who you are
Vivek Ramaswamy wants to get rid of the Department of Education. They want people to be uneducated.
The Department of Education was established in 1979. Here is a chart showing education attainment in the US from 1960 to 2022. Jimmy Carter fixed it. They want to break it. It's a clown show!
The Department of Education was established in 1979. Here is a chart showing education attainment in the US from 1960 to 2022. Jimmy Carter fixed it. They want to break it. It's a clown show!
December 26, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Vivek Ramaswamy wants to get rid of the Department of Education. They want people to be uneducated.
The Department of Education was established in 1979. Here is a chart showing education attainment in the US from 1960 to 2022. Jimmy Carter fixed it. They want to break it. It's a clown show!
The Department of Education was established in 1979. Here is a chart showing education attainment in the US from 1960 to 2022. Jimmy Carter fixed it. They want to break it. It's a clown show!
These people. This video.
Very Jong Un-ish 😵💫
Very Jong Un-ish 😵💫
December 18, 2024 at 2:51 AM
These people. This video.
Very Jong Un-ish 😵💫
Very Jong Un-ish 😵💫
